Bought a holiday to iceland the other day.
I suppose it counts as a 'payday' purchase because I got it on tick and will be shortly paying it off.

I am also going to buy some beer and whisky and trek up to a bothy with a mate drink it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Scotland and Iceland are the same aren't they?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:42, Reply)

Iceland looks nicer.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:43, Reply)

Scotland really isn't that cold.
The residents believe it is because they're all going through heroin withdrawal.
( Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:44, Reply)

Bleak landscapes full of miserable cunts.
Muttering sexual threats.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:52, Reply)

That's the third time I've seen you shoehorn that in
and I only spend 30 seconds a week on here.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:44, Reply)

Imagine someone being excited about a holiday! What a wanker!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:49, Reply)

He'd have sympathized if he was going to Cambodia or somewhere else with a similarly low age of consent.

( Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:52, Reply)

I know

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:54, Reply)

I'm not bitter or anything

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:55, Reply)

No, you're more 'glitter' I'd say

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 11:43, Reply)

You only give those poor kids 30 seconds a week rest?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:51, Reply)

I'm not superman, Gormo.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:54, Reply)