it's not afternoon until I've had lunch
you presumptuous prick
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)

It's afternoon post meridiem
What did they teach you at that polytechnic?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)

clearly that the earth stops revolving until he has shovelled lunch into his whiskery gob

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:36, Reply)

I like the fact that if the earth did stop
we'd all go flying off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)

just my luck i'd end up somewhere shit
like pluto.

(no uranus jokes)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:50, Reply)

That would depend on how quickly the earth stopped
If it was gradual we wouldn't really notice it apart from the weather getting more fucked. The mass of the earth would still create gravity. Also the rotational speed is something like 1600 kmph while the escape velocity is around 40,000 kmph so we wouldn't fly off you might get dragged along though...


TLDR
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Oh and of course you would end up with half the planet in perpetual darkness

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)