up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 13:33, 42 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Something utterly terrible has happened up my bum
I need help.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)

You should work it out with a pencil.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

I recommend 2can for this sort of thing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

im sure you can make a good fist of it

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)

Most of it has made a very distressing and violent exit now.
I feel less panicked, but the whole episode has left a very bad taste in my mouth and ruined an otherwise pleasant Sunday.

But thank you all for your support and advice.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 15:10, Reply)

This sounds like you shat into your own mouth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)

I think that's exactky what happened

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)

phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html
(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 15:29, Reply)

Ah that's where it was

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 14:38, Reply)

What is?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 15:34, Reply)

don't watch this
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Mar 2015, 16:40, Reply)

jesus fuck...

(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 16:46, Reply)

my knees still feel funny.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Mar 2015, 16:54, Reply)

It actually made my stomach turn.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)

yeah, its really grim.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)

I've been looking at these to make me feel better.
imgur.com/a/AixyJ?gallery
(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:13, Reply)

That's usually the first sign that they are about to bend the wrong way.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:00, Reply)

As of now, I have been unable to successfully conclude a wank watching this.
I will keep trying though.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:00, Reply)

Oi, nonce.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31788388
Make your grooming a little easier?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:11, Reply)

unlikely.
Can you read fucko?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:42, Reply)

I was like "wtf is going on there?" until I saw the replies to this and re-watched it, and now OH GOD THATS FUCKING NASTY
Am I right in saying her leg snapped the wrong way?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:23, Reply)

Have you ever used Unity Gonz?

(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:40, Reply)

Yes. That is exactly what the series of images in the gif depicts.
Well done.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:43, Reply)

come on baggo, you're unpopular enough around here, don't start ragging on gonz.
he's a hero
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)

sorry winders, just had a tough day, you know?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 18:23, Reply)

on a Sunday? you're doing Sunday wrong.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Mar 2015, 18:28, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2477335
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 18:31, Reply)

would have completely ruined her kne ligaments.
might not walk again depending on damage done.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)

Having subluxed(?) and hyper-extended both knees - fucking ouch!
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 21:30, Reply)

I've moved a greenhouse and cleaned all the glass and only broke three panes.
I'm like totally average at moving greenhouses and cleaning the glass.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:28, Reply)

Real men move greenhouses like easy shizzle. No messing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:36, Reply)

I am comfortable with my mediocre manliness

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)

why not just have fun smashing the old one and put a new one up?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)

it's only a year old
seems a bit harsh
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 18:01, Reply)

lol povo

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 18:22, Reply)

As is my mother.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 18:20, Reply)

she's very comfortable
very comfortable
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 18:33, Reply)

sounds like you had a smashing time!

(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:38, Reply)

gripping stuff
or not
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)

Two americans arreseted for engraving their initials into the ancient Colosseum and posing for a selfie,
www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/idiots-abroad#.ryDPkrZEAN
(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:06, Reply)