Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.
Job requirements for the new modding career?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 21:19, 30 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

banhammer for anyone who edits their qotw story thereby messing up the reply count

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 21:24, Reply)

shut it you little crybaby
I have sent 250 Gaz messages to Rob and when he sees my Bea Arthur fingering a dog impression the mod job is all mine.

PS. Shut it you bloo bloo bloo baby
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 21:53, Reply)

Does it pay well?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 21:57, Reply)

which part?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 21:58, Reply)

obviously being a Bea Arthur impersonator is good money.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 21:59, Reply)

While you're yakking away on the phone that poor dog is face down on the bed with his legs spread and bollocks crushed underneath

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:05, Reply)

the dog work is all new, never before seen, you will be shocked at what happens next

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:19, Reply)

Fucking hell mate
Get some help.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 21:39, Reply)

help me

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 21:55, Reply)

u r in hell

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:08, Reply)

its your own fault for replying to dozer

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:12, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:21, Reply)

He's leaving OT apparently, this is his swansong.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:22, Reply)

seems more of a cygneture

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:30, Reply)

What's your fucking problem mate?
I've been nothing but polite to you.

Go fuck yourself.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:41, Reply)

^ upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:48, Reply)

uberupset

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:51, Reply)

which comedy account are you again?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:57, Reply)

the antidozer

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 23:12, Reply)

I don't believe in Mod.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Mar 2015, 23:02, Reply)

wouldn't need them if
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post2479450
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 23:12, Reply)

I'm actually naked right now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Mar 2015, 23:14, Reply)

asl

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 23:18, Reply)

reddit is down plz recreated it here now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 23:19, Reply)

TIL Carl Sagan was an athiest

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 23:23, Reply)

It's back up, fuck you guys.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 23:42, Reply)

piss

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 23:44, Reply)