New sofa arrived Today
The amount of cash that fell out of the old one nearly paid for the new one. Plumbers are in too, re-building my bathroom. I've got the whole of next week off too. Life is is one step up from shit.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:25, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

you and el baggo are OT's very own paedophile ring

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)

alright?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:30, Reply)

it was a simple statement of fact
Who am I to judge your lifestyle?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:32, Reply)

alright?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:36, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)

I win.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:40, Reply)

Can 2 people be a ring?
More of an earring
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:38, Reply)

I think being in rings is part of the problem

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:52, Reply)

Why was your sofa stuffed with money?
Are you one of those OAPs that doesn't trust banks?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)

No, just fallen out of my pockets over the millenia.
And what's so trustworthy about banks?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31, Reply)

I wondered that as I typed.
Then I realised that I'm in that comfortable middle bracket where money isn't something I really have to worry about - sufficiently well off to not have to worry about overdraft fees or PPI fraud, too poor to concern myself with investment returns or tax avoidance.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:49, Reply)

Croissants for breakfast?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:52, Reply)

I'm reasonably financially secure,
not Dr. Shambolic.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:14, Reply)

hot cross buns from now until Easter

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:43, Reply)

Morning, Mr Leby
We don't see much of you round these parts nowadays.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:55, Reply)

I hope to be back more often.
My desk is currently in a position where the screen is visble to all and sundry. When I go back, I'll be tucked up nicely in the corner, where no body can see I'm skiving.

Morning Tangles.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:58, Reply)

I think my b3ta monitor is visible to anyone who sits at that desk over there, but it's usually empty so I don't let that bother me and anyway I've got work on the other monitor, what's your problem?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:02, Reply)

My screen is usually black background.
It is really obvious if its light grey. I've only got one screen.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:06, Reply)

one monitor? what is this, the 1960s?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:18, Reply)

I'm a luddite.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)