I just searched my own name on that London Gazette website
RIP Captain A*** C*** died 1801 in debt. I hope the creditors who turned up at the Jamaica Coffee-House on the required date all got killed by runaway horses.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Anal Cunt?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)

I had cruel parents.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)

I had no idea how to navigate that. Do you have to be from London?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)

No, just not educationally sub-normal.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)

Why do you always take your frustration of a shit life out on others?
stop lashing out dear.
If you give out love, you get it back.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)

^thicker than Swipe
^More upset than Emv*e
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:16, Reply)

^ wears a dress to work and doesn't even shave his legs ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:18, Reply)

It's a gesture of feminist solidarity.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:23, Reply)

some of the patients might like to see you in heels and fishies from time to time
not in the cardio ward though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:24, Reply)

^ sticks to tired old memes to stay relevant and fails miserably.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:23, Reply)

^0-upset in record time.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:41, Reply)

i caught out some utter bellend on it the other day
she thinks she can change her surname and escape, but she can't when she is too stupid to change her email address.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:17, Reply)