I still don't really like this part of the site.
Can't everyone just head back over to /talk, and *bum* each other?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:48, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What is it that troubles you, MoMu?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:50, Reply)

That he's the only one who likes *mvee, I think.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:55, Reply)

Talk has an "open thread" feel, whereas Off Topic is a series of closed threads, and so it doesn't flow nicely.
Also, being President of the Emvee fanclub is a lonely position, what with me being the only member.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)

You should start a new thread about this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:10, Reply)

If I did, I'd probably post it on /talk, where no one would read it.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)

I had a look but I don't think it's going to work out

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:51, Reply)

Your approach was quite negative though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:55, Reply)

But I was polite about it

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:01, Reply)

I still don't really like you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:56, Reply)

I just made a most unbecoming snorting sound when I looked up your sig
Luckily no one was around to hear it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)

.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)

well that wasn't the reply i typed.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)

I think you made your point.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)

oh ho!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)

Cranley Gardens?
Did you two meet in the bushes there or something?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)

It was down by the Cranley Gardens, my love and I did meet.
She crossed the Cranley Gardens with little snow-white feet.
She bid me take love easy, as the leaves grow on the tree,
But I was young and foolish, and with her did not agree.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:06, Reply)

stop telling everyone!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)

Soz baebz I'll edit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:09, Reply)

telling everyone trying to push yurt music onto normal people
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

Surely Cranley Mews would be funnier

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

farking nosy bitch, that's private

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=cranley
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Well he seems popular

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:17, Reply)

you need to say it in a rage filled voice whilst brandishing an impotent fist at the ceiling
CRAAAAAAAAAAAANLEEEEEEEEY.

that's the cranley spirit of OT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2470117
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:21, Reply)

*brandishes two fists*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:24, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:33, Reply)

NO REAL PHOTOS ON THE INTERNET

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

Nonsense, meaty.
You and I are firm besties!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)

i know m8 i didn't mean it, you're the best poster

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)

on mumsnet!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)