My fucking marbles
I keep forgetting things. Got £20 out of cash machine to leave in the house for the cleaner. Opened wallet at work - £20

FUCK

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MASSIVE beef sarnie with loads of English mustard on, packet of Worcesterereerershireire sauce crisps and a can of proper Coke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:52, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That reminds me, I need to get some dosh out for the mrs
to pay for my Kew renewal

/middle-aged.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)

are you enjoying that cooking at Kew thing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

Yes.
Raymond Blanc is good viewing.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

he's a very likeable man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

good viewing my uncle
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

20 quid for a bit spruce up of your house?
Is it one of them ethnics?
She's going hungry today then.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)

She works like a crazy woman.
Its like she's on 78 when we are on 33

#vinyl
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

and she still doesn't get paid :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

Not this week, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)

I'm tempted to get me one of these 'cleaners'.
I'll be able to blag an afternoon working from home as well then.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

Cleaners are great
Fuck that hoovering and polishing shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:26, Reply)