anyone who reads books which aren't SF or fantasy is a pretentious poof worthy only of internet derision
Alt: Christina Hendricks y/n
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:01, 47 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Oh yeah Christina Hendricks one of the most beautiful women on the planet with a massive rack
Definite no from me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:02, Reply)

according to The Internet they're not genuine knockers

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)

To be honest I don't care.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:06, Reply)

tggi

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)

This was established a while back.

( Muns, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

i dunno mate, a matter of taste innit
Natalie Portman, for instance, only gets a 'meh' from me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)

I think that's because she's Jewish and you're a racist.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)

their fannies go oy veys

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

officelol.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

she was fit in Leon though, I'll give her props there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

Noir.
Is she the big boobed one off of Mad Men?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:03, Reply)

yer plus not a natural ginger

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)

oh man ... I love gingers with big knockers but only if they have fake hair and knockers

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)

me too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

Hmm.
She does look like the sort of person that I'd like to have touching my intimate areas, plus I seem to recall her being namechecked as an example of positive body image by someone in parliament, so it'd be state approved lust, so I'm in.

Also: “does Christina Hendricks underwent boob job” was painful to read.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)

I like books about fast cars and celebrity lifestyles

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:06, Reply)

It's amazing you have any time to read them given you spend so much of the day being a prick on here.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2486765
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

it's almost as if being a prick on here requires no effort and can be done at the same time as performing more challenging activities in the Real World

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Yeah, we all know about your wanking habits, thanks.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

I don't think you can read a book and post on b3ta.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

I don't count "reading" as a challenging activity
I'm not a humanities student.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

It's requires you to focus on the page at least.
You're talking bollocks you do not read a chapter of a novel while refreshing b3ta every paragraph.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)

You can if you have the mental capacity of an adult.

( Muns, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)

I think he meant at the same time.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)

I did... obviously.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)

I said tolkein was shit as well you daft twat.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)

oh piss off

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)

i'd rather be pissed on, mate
Preferably by Carol Vorderman.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)

that's nice dear

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

or that welsh bit off the one show, depending on availability

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

cool bye

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)

Behold!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)

If anyone has PS+ you can get mass effect 3 for free today.
Worth a go it's a good game even if the ending is bullshit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

I only read financial data

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

cor!
Wanna job as a trainee adviser? 27k starting salary, plus all exams paid for, plus a 20% payrise on qualifying, plus a 20% take of remuneration.

London based innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

started doing something similar but changed careers

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)

we only employ private school candidates as advisers
You can't have working class types going to visit rich people, it's just not credible.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)

"Alright, mate? Fancy having a butchers at these figures?"
"Fucking solid, mate."

That's how every conversation started at my old work.
( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Only working class people go to non-private schools? Balls.
And no working class people ever go to private schools? Balls.

But apart from all that, well done. 10/10. Would read again.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)

I'm currently reading books aimed at five year olds to my son, if that counts.
y, of course.
( Muns, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)

he's 36

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)

This is the only book I'll ever need

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)

Five? fucking hell.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)

They get better with each volume.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)