Just help out at a rescue centre.
You never know one of the nurses with aspirations of being a vet might let you hold her hand.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:07, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

i'd love to do this if i weren't allergic to nearly fucking everything with hair
battersea dogs home sometimes needs kitten socialisers. KITTEN SOCIALISERS. that's people who get to sit and play with KITTENS.

and i'd sneeze and wheeze myself to death and probably blow ten tiny cats out of the window :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)

That would be an awesome job.
And I say that as a confirmed dog person.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:10, Reply)

I learnt something that might be relivient the other day; Fur and Hair are two different things...
... and people who are 'allergic to dogs' are normally not alerigic to both (ie, like, you've got hair on your head). I think it's poodle-crosses that have that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)

i'm generally fine with poodles
and wire-haired dogs. so that means our future dog will be a wirehaired dachshund or jack russell or some sort of cross probably, as poodles are a bit.... well, i couldn't take the piss out of weepee or sporters any more let's put it that way...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:17, Reply)

I think it's a cruel trick that the only dogs people with allergies can have are poodles.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)

Jack Russels FTW
The Doris has one - awesome dog! And they're probably the only small dog a man can get away walking into a pub with - can you imagine turning up in a bar with a poodle?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:31, Reply)