I finished House of Cards Season 3 yesterday - it's well good bruv
It's payday today, you treating yourself to anything this month?

For me it's all about the Apple Watch, can't fucking wait...Last month was all about xBone (gaymer tag: DoublePee ) - I got pretty much every game'n'accessory I want for like months'n'months so I don't need to spend any more on it. Anyone play Titanfall ,destiny or evolve? If so, i'll play with you if you want.

Alt: Tell me about your favorite meal, no centimental crap, we're just talking about the food.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:24, 83 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You earn too much

( Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:26, Reply)

Nah', I just don't have any responciblities, you get to have sex though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:40, Reply)

You could use some of your earnings to pay for sex.
Visit a house of ill repute* and the girls there will do pretty much anything for money.

*NB: house of ill repute is exchangeable with Yates wine lodge or Walkabout.
**NB: money is exchangeable with Bacardi breezers or Rohypnol.
( Muns, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)

I don't like to bother YM at work, she gets embarassed infront of the rest of her collegues/your-family when I do.
BOOOYAH

But srs, what's their number?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)

Dunno mate, I'm married with kids.
Disposable income for personal use is a thing of the past.
( Muns, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

If Jermey Kyle lot can get fucked, then I can too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)

I just bought a bladder, head torch and survival bag.
Probably going to buy a new camera before I go on holiday this month.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)

I have a head torch. Useful things.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:38, Reply)

They're a miner convenience.

( Muns, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)

Nothing for this? Seriously?

( Muns, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

it's ok. I got it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

Aye. I was out a couple of weekends ago and found it quite difficult carrying big logs with a torch in one hand.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:40, Reply)

What's that all for?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)

I'm going for a hike at the weekend.
www.walkhighlands.co.uk/maps/map1_32cg.shtml
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Nice, not my cuppa but sounds fun for those who it is

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

I'm ambivalent about it really. One of my mates has moved ~40 miles down the road and is training for a 200mi hike in a few weeks.
So I'm tagging along on this one so we can have a few pints when we get to Aviemore. Gets me out the town anyway.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)

You know what, I wouldn't bother, just tell him you'll meet him there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

I went on a small one with him a few weekends ago, it involved staying in a small stone house and drinking a lot of whisky.
It was alright.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:04, Reply)

I like to treat myself daily
because I'm worth it
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)

I want for nothing.
Alt: I just fucking love liver, bacon and onions.
( Muns, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)

it's a serious toss-up as to which tastes worse
liver or kidneys
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)

Foodwrong.

( Muns, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)

I'm gonna get some calv's liver tonight now

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)

#winning

( Muns, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:40, Reply)

deffo innit

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

i just don't get gaming
nothing for me, bought lots of easter stuff for the family. and a tie pin for meatsnake.

alt: the answer will change depending on when you ask the question. right now i'm tempted to say a nice cheese and onion or homity pie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)

It's a good escape / time-waster, with either a good story and/or gameplay.
This is what i'm playing at the moment, Ori, it's beutiful: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGWsm69QbZo , plus I play this game Titian fall with loads of mates so it's social.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)

AGH FFS CREE AND ROB, FFS FIX THIS GOD DAMN ISSUE
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)

I've not seen season 3 yet. Might get on it.
I started watching unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt or whatever the other day. It's good, Tina Fey wrote it. I love her.

Not got an xbone, I wouldn't mind a Wii U for Smash and mario kart and eventually Zelda.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)

New Zelda isn't even this year now =(
Xbone is now like £250 , DOOOO EEEEEET
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:40, Reply)

Nah, I don't generally like FPS or third person brawlers. So there's not much to make me want any console.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

Evolve and Titanfall dude !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)

That looks Alright. The Yanks seem to have upped their comedy game in the last decade or so. Their traditional studio ones are still SHITE though.
I've just started (well got four seasons in very quickly) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Before that I was binging on Parks and Recreation.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:03, Reply)

Oh'yeah', I got in contact with someone from borrowmydoggy.com
I'm going to call her today to see if I can borrow her dog one day this weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

How much of it do you have to return?

( Muns, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)

I saw someone else talking about this.
It looks like a swiz so people with dogs don't have to pay for a dog walker.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

I wouldn't trust anybody with my dog
no matter how good the website is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

They took proper identification checks'n'stuff.
But I don't disagree
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

Yah', plus sitter too.
On the other hand, I don't have to pay any vet bills or stuff like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:03, Reply)

Just help out at a rescue centre.
You never know one of the nurses with aspirations of being a vet might let you hold her hand.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)

i'd love to do this if i weren't allergic to nearly fucking everything with hair
battersea dogs home sometimes needs kitten socialisers. KITTEN SOCIALISERS. that's people who get to sit and play with KITTENS.

and i'd sneeze and wheeze myself to death and probably blow ten tiny cats out of the window :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)

That would be an awesome job.
And I say that as a confirmed dog person.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:10, Reply)

I learnt something that might be relivient the other day; Fur and Hair are two different things...
... and people who are 'allergic to dogs' are normally not alerigic to both (ie, like, you've got hair on your head). I think it's poodle-crosses that have that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)

i'm generally fine with poodles
and wire-haired dogs. so that means our future dog will be a wirehaired dachshund or jack russell or some sort of cross probably, as poodles are a bit.... well, i couldn't take the piss out of weepee or sporters any more let's put it that way...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:17, Reply)

I think it's a cruel trick that the only dogs people with allergies can have are poodles.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)

Jack Russels FTW
The Doris has one - awesome dog! And they're probably the only small dog a man can get away walking into a pub with - can you imagine turning up in a bar with a poodle?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:31, Reply)

I love gaming, me.
Between Steam, Origin, some stuff on each of my computers, my iPad and my phone... it's actually really no wonder at all that I have no life.

Payday on Friday for me. Night out with colleagues Saturday, long weekend for Easter, and flying up to Scotland for my friend's wedding next Thursday. yay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

I've kindda only just gotten back into it, I've even unplugged my YouView box as I ran out of HDMI (although I'm getting a tv adaptor for the xbone this week)
I don't like digital download on games though, I bought my xbox off a dodgy guy my boss knows, and I CBA with logging into his account back'n'forth, when I can legally own the games for like £15-30 and there isn't that many (I have 8, half of them I got by flogging stuff I don't use at CEX)... plus on disk I can sell them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:06, Reply)

I thought one of the major downsides of the xbone was that it had some drm nonsense that stopped you buying used.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:08, Reply)

Nah', every game I have 'cept Evolve is used.
The download code and "can't transfer games" thing is crap though, plus if you buy games from Live then you'll pay like £60-100
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)

My trouble with gaming is that I love playing games, but I'm easily stuck.
So if there isn't a readily-available walkthrough/god cheat/level skip, I end up putting the game aside and never touching it again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)

Ditto, RE: Zelda
I hope that doens't happen to Ori
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)

I've been playing hide and seek in a mother loving* castle.
* Edward II's mother specifically
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)

I get paid every week. Treats are a constant thanks to my devious lifestyle and no dependents.
alt. cant go wrong with a nice slab of beef. In whatever format
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:44, Reply)

kennethwilliams.jpg
/ac

I'm just phoning it in this afternoon.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:58, Reply)

By 'devious', do you mean 'deviant'?
Or would that be, in a very real sense, 'the joke'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:05, Reply)

you're making this far too complicated, beff

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:13, Reply)

I just had sex in my private pool.
I am rock and fucking roll!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:01, Reply)

I'm sick of this internet hyperbole.
Just tell us you had a wank in the bath.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:02, Reply)

I had half a tug in the lice shower.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:09, Reply)

Maybe next time you can try it with somebody else there.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:05, Reply)

let's not fuck before we can wank.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:07, Reply)

Let's not do either.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:10, Reply)

it was a metaphorical "let's".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:11, Reply)

Yeah, you say that *now*.
^upset
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:12, Reply)

Tha'ts nothing. I just got a free bar stool.

( Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:10, Reply)

bar + sample
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:10, Reply)

what club do I have to join for that?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:12, Reply)

http://www.dumpaday.com/
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:13, Reply)

set you faeces to stunned

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:14, Reply)

t nd

I'm a bit strikethrough-happy today, sorry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:16, Reply)

BETTER

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:22, Reply)

alt
Gonz, for dinner I had the unimaginatively titled "prawns fried in curry powder". it's one of the nicest things I have ever eaten.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:06, Reply)

sounds like your gran's minge after a friday night down the hop

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:13, Reply)

I will be treating myself to a couple more Charles Tyrwhitt shirts
And a pair of oxblood Loakes with the commando sole.

Alt: depends on mood, however, a well-cooked steak is very hard to beat, a well-cooked fresh-caught fish is a very close second.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:34, Reply)

^ goes commando ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:36, Reply)

More often than not
*waggles eyebrows and twirls moustache*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)

I like their shirts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:39, Reply)

I just wish I knew how to pronounce 'Tyrwhitt'
It's probably pronounced 'throat-wobbler mangrove' or something.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:43, Reply)

'tirrit'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)

I think it's "f'tang, f'tang ole biscuit barrel".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)

stop doing half measures and buy Pinks shirts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)

tools down payday cans alright thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 17:39, Reply)