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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so labour want to spend £800m on scotland
fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:51, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
How dare they try and keep up promises they made.
They should just go back on their word like the Tories, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)
£800m on a country that wanted independence a few months ago
let's give them that instead
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:55, Reply)
You don't really understand how voting works do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)
i understand that if england got to vote for an independent scotland
it'd be bye bye haggis

i'd vote to get dozer repatriated
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:58, Reply)
I'd block all mobile networks, the BBC, take away the pound, burn all documents like birth Certs. cancel all passports.
Overnight. no fucking around.

then invade or Trident the cunts back 100 years to the Stone Age.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)
and build a massive wall
so we don't have to look at their offensive pasty faces and ginger heads any more
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:17, Reply)
Bye!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
TWITJ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:19, Reply)
FOBTJL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)
It'd be well lol when you got trebucheted over in a case of mistaken nationality.
Damn you Meatsnake.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
i don't even own an kilt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)
or 800m.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:27, Reply)
sad but true

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:30, Reply)
If it was beneficial to cut off Scotland why did all 3 major parties brick it and run up there to convince them to stay?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)
weakness

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:07, Reply)
Although you make a valid point. The SNP could branch out and allow England to have some decent social policies /and/ an independent Scotland.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:08, Reply)
because the one thing all politicians have in common, regardless of party is that they have no idea what people actually want

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
It sounds like you don't have much of an idea either, if this thread is anything to go by.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:19, Reply)
it is certainly safe to say that i would never really talk about real politics on b3ta
however, scotland wouldn't know what to do with £8, never mind £8m.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)
Well I for one certainly wouldn't blow it all on a fucking salad - even if I put another £2 of my own cash towards it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)
No fuck it - I'll have the salad.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:03, Reply)
2 quid first.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)
Will you take an IOU?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)
no but I'll burn your house down with you in it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
Steady on there, I'm not Dr Skagra FFS.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)
down here, we call that "chips"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)
Glasgow Salad!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)
i hear lynx make showers up there too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
Well if you're spending £10 on chips every lunchtime that would certainly explain why you're
A. Fat
B. Hopeless with money
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 13:48, Reply)
In Swipeyland, 45% > 55%, remember

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:58, Reply)
+votes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)
APRIL FOOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)

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