Friday Night Thread

A week of getting mashed and a weekend ahead of the same. So I'm staying in and sipping, er, water. Come in and say something.
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 17:47, 174 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

evening Clenders
got people round for poker tonight, and to show them the proper way to cook spaghetti carbonara

should be fun!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 17:51, Reply)

Evening clendrix
I'm going to a friends for dinner later, then seeing people before I head off to uni.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 17:52, Reply)

Nice!
Dinner with friends is always great.

I bloody love spaghetti carbonara!
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 17:54, Reply)

Evening folks
I am downloading some Fantomas!

They are awesome!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 17:54, Reply)

Later.
Bye everyone, I'm off out now but I'll probably be around later.

Bill
(bill, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:02, Reply)

Later Bill!
So what's people up to this evening?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:04, Reply)

'ning all
I had no plans at all. But then my friend called and "might" pop round with a small (okay large) bottle of the finest Vino Collapso a fiver can buy.

If I disappear at some point, you'll know what happened ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:08, Reply)

Blimey!
That was Bill again. He's everywhere!

I'm going to laze around - lovely! Busy day tomorrow, so I need some sofa time. Ready for your bash tomorrow?
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:08, Reply)

@ clendrix
Was that directed at me?
If so, yeah I am. Gonna meet BGB! And The Loon! And The Sweary One! And Davros!

*trembles with exceitement*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:14, Reply)

Evening, sir.
Well, tonight I'm going over to the boyfriends to teach his daughter how to cook shepherds pie.

Life is good, today.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:16, Reply)

Evening one and all
I had a reasonable day with year 5.

I had a letter from the general teaching council telling me that I am a qualified teacher! Hurrah.

They did manage to spell my street name wrong though. Dumb bastards, it's a perfectly ordinary English word.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:29, Reply)

@workboresme
Have a nice time.
I'm all geared up for the weekend!

Can't wait!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:30, Reply)

Mrs L
oooh, a proper teacher.

I'm sitting up straight, eyes front, paying close attention. Honest, miss!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:31, Reply)

evening all!
I'm demob happy, for it's holiday time this time tomorrow!

Two whole weeks!

Can you live without me for that long?

Thought so.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:32, Reply)

@ Mrs L
I am standing to attention Miss!

Er...

*Tulip*

Nooo! Don't go!
*clings on to ankles*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:32, Reply)

hlt
I'll miss you, honey! Are you going somewhere nice?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:33, Reply)

are you licking my ankles, BK?
Hello Miss witch!

Well, I'm off to the west coast of our bonny country for wild times and fun and wine!

How's you missis?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:35, Reply)

I'm good
West Coast is lovely - if it's not raining ....


But have fun anyway (you don't get wet if you stay in the pub!)
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:36, Reply)

Hurrah!
Other people are here.
BK, yes that was directed at you. Hope you have fun...our bash last night involved a huge amount of laughter. Huge!
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:36, Reply)

@ Tulip
Yes. Yes I am!

@clendrix
I heard all about it!
Sounded like a lot of fun:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:37, Reply)

Evening all
I'm off out in a bit, just wondering how you're all doing?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:43, Reply)

@ BK
I thought you might, so I soaked my socks in rum, just for you.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:44, Reply)

Hello himjim!
Where are you off to then?

/nosey
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:44, Reply)

@ Tulip
You're so thoughtful!

*sooks*

Mmmmm, socky, rummy goodness!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:45, Reply)

Right
Who can show me that they are sitting and ready to listen?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:45, Reply)

I am off to see Jim
and his friend coke, at my local pub. They have the new KoL album on their jukebox, and we love it so.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:46, Reply)

Ooh, ooh!
Me Miss! Me Miss!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:46, Reply)

*giggles*
*giggles more*

*passes note to BK under Mrs L's nose*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:47, Reply)

I saw that HLT
do you need some time in the thinking corner?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:49, Reply)

*reads note*
*giggles*

You can't say that!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:50, Reply)

No miss
sorry miss

*stifles more giggles*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:50, Reply)

Miss? Miss!
BK keeps nomming my socks, miss!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:51, Reply)

HeeHeeHee!
Tulip got in trouble!
Tukip got in trouble!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:51, Reply)

Please miss
*sticks hand up*

BK and HLT are still giggling.

*tells*

/teacher's pet
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:52, Reply)

I think that you both need to think
if you have made the best choice about who to sit next to.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:52, Reply)

*pokes BK in ribs*
*licks*

Right, I have to go and do stuff and be sociable and nom wine and stuff for our volunteers' evening.

Back tomorrow!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:52, Reply)

himjim
Sounds like a fine evening ahead.

Why is everyone being naughty? Mrs Bin, spare the rod, spoil the child.
*hands huge stick*
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:52, Reply)

Sadly I'm not allowed
to beat the living crap out of children.

I can send you to sit outside the staffroom and miss your playtime though.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:54, Reply)

Miss, miss
clendrix brought in a big stick, miss

*clipes*

*giggles*

*passes note to K2k6*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:56, Reply)

*flicks ink blot at K2k6*
Boo!
Grass!
Boo!

Teacher's Sook!

*edit*
Bye hlt!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:58, Reply)

Nings all
This evening I will mostly be food shopping as I have bugger all in the fridge and relaxing afterwards.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:59, Reply)

Ning Becky!
*hug*

I have no food whatsoever:(
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 19:00, Reply)

Aaaah food shopping
I try to do mine minus both husband and children - saves me about twenty quid and ensures I don't come home with a load of crap we won't eat!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 19:02, Reply)

You lot are worse than real children
With real children I can give then 'the stare' until they cry.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 19:03, Reply)

Right Folks
My friends have turned up so I'd better say nighty night!

*hugs all round*

Mrs L, may I be excused please?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 19:05, Reply)

You should have gone
at break time BK.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 19:06, Reply)

Mrs L
you do "the stare"?

I'm a mummy who's very good at the stare. I have been known to use it in supermarkets on random brats, with some effect!

My hubby reckons I'd have made a good teacher, but I just don't have the patience. Not for the kids, for the bloody parents!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 19:09, Reply)

I've just had
an inexplicable craving for shandy. And so I drove five miles to purchase the requisite items.

ahhh *shandies*

*tries to work that into something piratesque*

*fails*

Mrs L, I'm full of admiration for you. Children scare me in large quantities.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 19:52, Reply)

WW I used to use
'the stare' on adults.

When I was working in the opticians I had to take a measurement of peoples eyes.
I was doing this for one woman and her boyfriend kept distracting her. I was not in the mood so I gave him 'the stare'.
He looked really sheepish and stopped.

*edit* Warmfuzzy, this is only Primary so not too bad. I don't like children outside of school, they behave very differently.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 19:53, Reply)

YAAAAARRRRRR SHANDIES
Do it for ya? ,)

Must stop procrastinating and go shopping.
*ooh shiney*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:12, Reply)

Get to the shops, Becky!
Otherwise it'll be too late!*



*For what, I'm not sure...
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:14, Reply)

I have guests coming tomorrow and I have bad hair.
What's a women to do *frets*
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:17, Reply)

Bloody hell!
Don't you lot have homes to go to? :O)
(The Stig, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:17, Reply)

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Evenin´ me timber shiverers.

Have spent the day exploring my new home and visiting estate agents. Got a bit distracted and spent some time looking at laptops and digital cameras.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:23, Reply)

evening all!
I'm in the pub, all alone. I'm early, my friends are late, as always.

Still, for the first time in 3 weeks I shaved my head WITHOUT cutting myself. This is progress.

*relaxes in high backed chair, supping a nice cold pint of 'bow*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Eveninkles Bitches!
I'm currently sitting in the O2 unpleasantly experiencing 'Staind'. Apt name as I think they have left a mark on my hearing. Hopefully Nickelback will be on shortly to numb the pain.

Muke the vamooses et al.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:25, Reply)

@Mrs Liveinabin
You say you managed to have your street misspelt even though it's got a perfectly normal English word in it. That's obviously where you're going wrong.

The name of my street curiously involves the word 'Meadowe'. Explaining that one over the phone is interesting, especially since half the people wonder what I'm on about as 'that's how it's normally spelt innit?'

*spangs*
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:26, Reply)

I didn't think you had hair
BGB, or ears.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:27, Reply)

Thanks Becky :)
I was thinking shandies and shanties sound a bit the same but am too braindead to be any cleverer than that.

Nings also, to all.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:31, Reply)

@Mrs Bin
After years of having hair that behaved and knew it's place, it has become unruly and petulant.

I may have to ground it.

My ears are actually far too large for my liking but I've learned to cope with the deformity.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:33, Reply)

Hmmmm....
Do I actually exist or is everyone ignoring me for a reason?
(The Stig, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:37, Reply)

I've given up
trying to do anything with my hair.

I wash it, dry it and I quite like the results, so I've stopped trying.

*edit* I can see you Stig. Hello, how was your day?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:37, Reply)

Evening creatures.
I've just had some dinner, came straight home from work and went to bed.
The Espresso Challenge is over.
Damn caffeine headaches.

So, from Monday, the Whisky Challenge will start.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:39, Reply)

Stig,
if you didn't drive past so quickly, we'd notice you.
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:40, Reply)

@Kaol
Anything to report back on the Expresso challenge?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:44, Reply)

@ Stig
I included you in my "nings all", under "all".

Have a personal "ning" if it helps :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:44, Reply)

Er...
If you read my post again, I think it'll answer that question :p
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:44, Reply)

Oh goody!
I do exist! For a minute there I thought I was out of phase with this dimension (ref: Star Trek).

My day went ok. I engineered a new formulation which will make the people I work for more money. I was offered a promotion and a company car for it.


Oh hang on, no I didn't. I frittered my time away on B3ta!

I'm always getting those two concepts mixed up! :O)
(The Stig, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:45, Reply)

Right I'm off now.
I'm going to try and relax and watch some tv.

Then it's tomorrow and it will be a whirlwind of Btans, booze and trips to the lakes.

Have fun everyone.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:46, Reply)

Aw
I wish I was having a whirlwind of b3tans.

Have fun :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:49, Reply)

By the way, Clendrix.....
I don't drive that fast! Well, unless someone gives me a Cadillac CTS-V! Or an Aston Martin DB9! Or a Jaguar XK!

That show "Top Gear" portrays me in a really unfair light!
(The Stig, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:53, Reply)

So... Everyone off doing other things tonight?
Or you all a bit slow?
*laughs*
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:53, Reply)

I'm slow
cos I'm watching TV and eating a curry I just rustled up. It's my new area of expertise (curry, not TV).

Stig, well you look cool *winks*
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:55, Reply)

I, for one, can
Vouch that your curry-skills are excellent!
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:56, Reply)

Clendrix....
Well, wait until Thursday and you can meet me! You may be slightly disappointed......
(The Stig, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:00, Reply)

I´m off to watch Harry Enfileld
See ya later!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:00, Reply)

*blushes*
Perhaps when I have the flat to myself one weekend, we can have a Curry Bash!

Stig, I seriously doubt it - I haven't really been disappointed by anyone yet. And if they have been by me, I don't really mind.
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:00, Reply)

I'm in the airport.
beware- I'll be in your country eating your women and fucking your food in the morning!

Or something like that.

Arrrrr!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:01, Reply)

Loon!
I've got a lovely vindaloo that you can fuck if you like :)

EDIT: I'd most certainly be up for another one of your curries, Clendrix :D
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:02, Reply)

Clendrix....
Prepare to break your duck, m'dear!

Mr Loon, pleased to meet you, sir! :O) Don't be afraid, the cars here are driving on the CORRECT side of the road. So pay attention! :O)
(The Stig, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:05, Reply)

I'm playing with
an interactive dissection site that's really cool - well if you're me it is anyway and sorting stuff out for a long day tomorrow.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Mr. Stig
You don't need to worry, I was the first one Clendrix met, it could only get better from there :p

EDIT: Link please Becky!
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Hurrah Mr Loon
I shall send you food to fuck.

I'll leave eating the women up to you!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:06, Reply)

I always blunder at plundering.
that's why I'm known as the Pillage Idiot.

Edit: I'm using an iPod to post this, so I'm going for a bit. This is difficult.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:07, Reply)

Yes, Becky...
link! Please!

Stig, t'will all be good. I'm glad you'll be joining us; the bashes are always a laugh.

Just beware of the Kaol...
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:09, Reply)

Not for the faint hearted
www.vetmeded.com/K9anat/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:12, Reply)

oh well...
have a good evening all. Have fun and be good. :O)
(The Stig, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:13, Reply)

I'm always good
*grins*
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:15, Reply)

Harry Enfield is a bad man
he's stomping on kittens!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:23, Reply)

*shrugs*
If you stomp 'em 'til they're spreadable, you've got câté.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:38, Reply)

*sigh*
I'm the only one here on a Friday night, aren't I?
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:52, Reply)

A favour I could do a London-based b3tan
As you know, I'll soon be starting a job in London, so have decided to move my mountain-bike over on this trip. So if anyone wants to borrow my mountain-bike until October the 13th, give me a shout.

Cheers.

EDIT: @Kaol: I´ll be here a bit longer but may come back later.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)

'Fraid
I'm no use there, what with not living in London, and not cycling...
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:55, Reply)

I'm here too.
However I'm doing the online Guardian crossword. How sad am I?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:55, Reply)

Kaol
I'm here, my lovely. I thought everyone had gone off together. I'm lying around being lazy - it's great!
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:56, Reply)

I'm not all here
I am braindead tonight.

And still spimfing.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Oh!
Hahahaha!

My headache is coming back. Rubbish.
I need to get my "goth clothes" sorted for tomorrow night too.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:57, Reply)

I'm sort of here
but I feel like shit and I've been doing other stuff this evening.

I prefer the Times crossword, Mrs Bin. But you have to pay for it online these days so I don't do it unless I buy the paper, which is infrequently.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:57, Reply)

K2k6
Like shit? Are you poorly?
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:00, Reply)

Nah,
He's just slimy and leaves a smell on your hands.

Sorry... Hope you're OK, Mr. K.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:00, Reply)

I like the
Torygraph crossword. But I can't get it working online.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:01, Reply)

I don't have enough
Patience for crosswords.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:02, Reply)

I love cross words.
Fuck you. You're shit. Everyone's a cunt.

Love 'em.
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:03, Reply)

Just man-flu
Actually, it's nothing like that bad. It's just a heavy cold. But I do feel really shitty and have been awake since 4am this morning, which isn't helping. I've gone through lots of tissues, toilet roll and kitchen paper (whichever came to hand at the time) mopping up snot tonight!

What's happened to your magnificence, Kaol? Has it departed and been replaced by headaches?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:03, Reply)

Clendrix
I love you more than I love crosswords.

Mr. K, my magnificence shall return, when it's needed.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:05, Reply)

*puts on face mask*
*hugs K2k6*
*squeezes his bum*

*runs away*

Edit: Kaol, how romantic!
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:06, Reply)

Clendrix
What can I say, I'm a real charmer :p
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:09, Reply)

Hmm
I rather enjoyed that. Particularly the bum squeezing bit.

Right, I've found two Times crosswords online, so I'm about to print them out and retire bedwards with a pen and my thinking cap.

And a box of tissues.

for my cold. What were you thinking?

Good night all.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:10, Reply)

G'night!
Sleep tight - hope you feel better soon.
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Night Mr. K.
Try not to think of me too much when you're spurtin', that'd really be odd.

Because cold-related mucus is horrible!
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Kaol, you've just ensured
that he won't be able to NOT think of you next time he's spurting.

Night Mr K.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:13, Reply)

I know...
*grins*
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:14, Reply)

There will be no spurting
and no thinking.
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:15, Reply)

We'll see...
Hahaha!

Gawd-damn I want a cigarette.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:17, Reply)

*smokes*
God I'm sad.

I may be smoking, and therefore cool, but I am also in bed with my hot water bottle, and a pint of shandy.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:22, Reply)

See...
I have no cigarettes, and I'm sitting at my computer, as it's not a laptop.

I do have rum though.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Swopsies?
Rum for a fag?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:25, Reply)

Luis's home
so I'm off for a smoke too. See you later!
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:25, Reply)

Yep
See you at the secret rendez-vous place *winks*

*offers rum to fuzzy*
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:26, Reply)

I´m disappearing
but I may reappear later.

See yarrrrrrrrrrrrr!

BTW: Still haven´t got used to a ´reply´ link at the bottom.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:31, Reply)

Who can help me with my crossword?
the clue is:
Sand in food and drink - some of the good things in life? (5,3,3)

– – k – – – n – – – –
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:32, Reply)

arrrrrrrrr that's better
*offers fag to Kaol*

Btw, hope you're ok with licorice rollies, that's all I've got. But you do have a choice of sensible old Golden Vagina, or some homegrown peculiar-feeling-inducing Albanian tobacco.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:33, Reply)

oh and
byeeeee mista

Funny, I haven't read the whole thread but everything I've read of yours has been a random appearance to tell us you are disappearing but may reappear. Magician training?

Mrs L... will ponder...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:35, Reply)

*grins*
I'll go with the Albanian stuff...
Black papers for the win :D

Mrs. Bin, I have no idea... I'm awesome at colours, but rubbish at words :p
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Are we back to
'being good with colours' Kaol?

OK 11 across: The colour of fruit. (9)
– – – – e – – – e
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:40, Reply)

*shrugs*
Tangerine?
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:42, Reply)

Oh
That'll do!

Thanks.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:44, Reply)

See, I can do
Colours, hahaha!
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:45, Reply)

Well thats
why I asked.

How are you with trees?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:48, Reply)

Pretty good...
I've got a biology degree :p
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:49, Reply)

speaking of which
after everyone had gone to bed last night so there was nobody for me to gloat to, I got 4 on the colour thing. 4!!! yay me!!!

Kaol, thought you might like the Albanian stuff. Fair swop for the rum :)

*drinks*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Ok Kaol
Tree magicians make disappear (4)

I've got no letters but I must be able to get it. It's only 4 letters.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:53, Reply)

See...
That clue means nothing!

Oh...

It's "Palm".
Silly me.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:56, Reply)

You are too good at this
Kaol.

I feel rather dim now.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:59, Reply)

Mrs L
That first clue you gave us, about the food and drink... Is it a single 11-letter word?
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Haha!
I'd not have got that if I hadn't read "American Gods" recently, they go on about making coins disappear by palming them in that, a lot.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:02, Reply)

curse you
Mrs L!

I am obsessing over that clue, grr!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:02, Reply)

I can't get that one.
I don't like sand, so I'm not thinking about it too much.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:04, Reply)

The clue again is
Sand in food and drink - some of the good things in life? (5,3,3)
middle word is 'and'

*edit* We could be really sad one day and all have the crossword going at the same time.

When I was working in theatre one of my jobs was to knock on the actors dressingroom doors and tell them there was only an hour left, check they were ok etc. They all used to do the Guardian crossword. So, the first room I went in I would ask how they were doing. The next room I would 'help' them with their crossword by telling them the answers that the last guy had got right.
Everyone thought I was really good at crosswords!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Think I've got it
Surprised you didn't see it Mrs L with your love of baking :)

Cakes and ale...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Er...
What does that have to do with sand?

Yeah, I'm stupid.

Got it.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:08, Reply)

Damn
you guys are too good.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:12, Reply)

Any more?
*grins*
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:14, Reply)

It's just practice
The guys who work for me often have a couple of crosswords on the go around the office every day.

I used to be desperately shit at them, but I'm not too bad on some of the clues nowadays. I can nearly get 50% of them right eventually (hey - that's good for me!)
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Loads more
If I'm not boring you.

Hold me back and give support (7)

5th letter is an A
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:18, Reply)

I don't know
*thinks*
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:21, Reply)

Restrain?
?

Hmm, no, I just counted the letters. That'll teach me to try too hard to get one right before anyone else does.

*feels like a fool*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:26, Reply)

Well I'll
leave you with it Kaol.

I'm off to bed.

If you wanted to finish it of it's today's Guardian Crossword.

*edit* that's what I thought Warm. Too many letters.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:26, Reply)

sustain
probably possibly
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:28, Reply)

Woo, clendrix!
Sounds right :D
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:29, Reply)

Na night Mrs L
We (when I say we, I mean they) will have your crossword done by morning.

Sleep well! :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:29, Reply)

I edited
my reply - I meant to type possibly, not probably!
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:30, Reply)

Right
I'm going to get some stuff sorted, then do some reading.
Don't wanna be too late to bed, got a hot lunch-date tomorrow.

Night!
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:33, Reply)

Hot lunch date...
woo! Me too!

G'night you - and g'night all!
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:34, Reply)

Good luck with that
Hope he's not a creepy weirdo :p

*goes*
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:35, Reply)

Na nights all
prolly too late... well mornings for next time then :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:40, Reply)

I´m back
I´ve got an interdimensional pirate ship that can disappear and reappear at a whim.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:55, Reply)

Cool
Can I come? Where are we going?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:05, Reply)

Evening all
Anyone still about? I seem to have just missed the party.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:15, Reply)

I'm here!
Me! Me! Over here!

*jumps up and down*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:18, Reply)

Indeed, I´m still about
Our interdimensional pirate ship will take us to a dimension that has wrapped itself in the other dimensions in a kitten-shaped shape.

BTW: Te ´h´´ key on tis keyboard is not workin so am avin to cut and paste. te ´h´´. Nor is ´g´.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:20, Reply)

talk without
h's and g's.

Who needs em anyway?

Also, yay for interdimensional kitten shaped things. Full of teh win. :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Hello folks
How are we?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:26, Reply)

We're
interdimensional pirates.

Drinking shandy and smoking Albanian tobacco.

Well, I am anyway.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:28, Reply)

.
I´m uidin my pirate sip on a kitten-saped pat.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:31, Reply)

Er
You know what I said about who needs g's and h's anyway?

I think maybe you do.

Although it's much funnier without, and you sound like a rasta with a speech impediment.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:33, Reply)

That's really quite hard to read.
But I got it.

For any idiots:

I'm guiding my pirate ship on a kitten-shaped path.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:34, Reply)

I deciphered it
I just felt that if the conversation should take any kind of serious turn it might get farcical.

Which actually is no bad thing really...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:40, Reply)

I´m tired of cuttin and pastin ´´s and ´´s
and I´m tired myself, so I´ll o to bed. Nit.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:42, Reply)

Night Spakka
Woo, Metallica special on tv.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:44, Reply)

Sleep well mista
uide your sip aily into te nit.

And enjoy the kitten dimension :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:46, Reply)

Right, bed calls
Night fuzzy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:54, Reply)

Na night Penguin
May you dream of kittehs too.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:55, Reply)

*sniffs at spot where Kaol was standing*
_{Mmmmmmhmmmm...}
(Kaol's Stalker talks the talk and stalks the stalk, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 4:45, Reply)