I was having a relaxing morning at the flat
apart from the 3 times I had to move the microwave as my kitchen got "sorted out" by the girlfriend.

It ended up back in the same place it started.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:54, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I know how your kitchen feels.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:56, Reply)

It's like weightlifting innit.
After you've finished, the weight's in the same place as it was when you started, but YOU have grown as a PERSON.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:04, Reply)

If you are a man then you will have shrunk as a person

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:13, Reply)

^doesn't even lift

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:16, Reply)

Brah come over here and say that.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)

Well i suppose at least you got to clear all the rice and crumbs etc out from under it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:12, Reply)

wait, whoa...
GIRLFRIEND?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)

seems unlikely

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)

thing is, i've met her
so secretly i know she's real.

maybe he isn't?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)

Have you met her though
or is Lighty really a secret master of hypnosis
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)

I hire an actress

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:53, Reply)