Hello Jaysomz
Tonight - Lasagna
Friday - Sausages for breakfast, Netflix all day, Sea Bass for dinner
Saturday - Go to The North, eat pizza (Hahaha pizza!)
Sunday - Easter gargantuan meal (I'm hoping for a duck starter then pork or lamb and beer), tour of The North
Monday - Come home, kebab
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:36, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Oooo a tour of teh north
are you coming to see me.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:40, Reply)

I farking wish m8te, can't remember what the place we're going is called but I'm sure it won't be as nice as seeing you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:44, Reply)

it's called yorkshire

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:45, Reply)

hahahaha yeah 'yorkshire' like that's a real place

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)

Its a pudding innit ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:50, Reply)

I don't know m8te, there's NO FARKING MENU

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:50, Reply)

Dont trust these northerns with their no menu malarky
It will probs be some sort of boiled cow stomach
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:52, Reply)

I'm a little concerned as I don't want a plate of tripe and eels for my Easter meal on that most holy of days

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:56, Reply)

Hardly likely.
We don't let just *anyone* have delicacies like that...
(Twangy Rubber, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)

PHEW! Alright Twangers?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:21, Reply)

Yeah, it's all good today.
Let me know when you're driving through, I'll do the "Royal wave" thing out of the parlour window...
(Twangy Rubber, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:22, Reply)

It must be for you to come forth from the shadows where you usually lurk.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)

It's safer in the darkness.
The clash of intellects on here burns the soul, I can only stand and watch in awe.
(Twangy Rubber, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:27, Reply)

Shame you aren't an expert in everything ever like everyone else. At least you know your place.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:28, Reply)

*sobs*

(Twangy Rubber, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:29, Reply)

Or you could just bluster and bullshit about everything, just sayin'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:30, Reply)

It's all about that bass

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:40, Reply)

No treble?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:46, Reply)

www.staffoflifeinn.org.uk/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:44, Reply)

NO FARKING MENU

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:46, Reply)

Thats not Yorkshire

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)

Can I come too? :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:44, Reply)

Please do, you enchanting young man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:47, Reply)

Don't bring your boyfriend though as there is no disabled access

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:50, Reply)

s'ok, I dumped him anyway
CHINNY RECKON!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)

Dumped him straight out of his wheelchair and into the west side of the Rochdale Canal

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)

Jason smiled as he watched the last bubble slowly rise to the surface and dissipate.
The spasticated flailing hadn't lasted for long, not nearly as long as he had imagined, and he had imagined it, over and over. It was somehow more peaceful and, in many ways, a happier event than he ever thought possible, watching him slowly sink to the murky depths.

It felt familiar.

....the child.

He remembered the child. Jason had killed a child.

And raped him.

Jason looked at the empty wheelchair.

If you want Jason to wheel himself home go to page 26

For Jason to commit suicide go to page 89
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:20, Reply)

:(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:26, Reply)

turns to page 26

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 15:52, Reply)

If you liked choose your own adventures and have an iPad or some other apple piece of shit.
This is worth getting.
itunes.apple.com/gb/app/80-days/id892812659?mt=8
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 16:03, Reply)