£10 for a bowl of veg?
My packed lunch must have come in at under a pound.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:40, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Mine came in at eight to one.
Out of date tesco value burgers ftw!
( Muns, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)

I thought they only made burgers out of the one that didn't finish?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)

It's just this sort of topical humour that keeps me coming back.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)

it's one of those hilarious internet jokes
it's not really £10 just for a salad. it's about £10 if you add loads of extra toppings and buy something else like a bowl of falafel and houmous or a mini cheesecake and a bottle of water and a diet coke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)

but you can get sandwiches, crisps and 500ml of sugary water for £3 in martin's

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)

what?
why has nobody told me this before?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)

probably £20 in that london

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)

prepacked sandwiches count as fully furnished flats in London

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)

better add five or six noughts then

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)

no need
Just put a couple of noughts in the middle then slice it on the diagonal so it looks like it's crammed with them
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)

I'm such a fool.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

i think you should discipline yourself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

You'll have to dial my premium rate number if you want to hear that.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)