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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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well this is good
what's everyone having for lunch?

might go down the £10 salad shop and get some baby spinach leaves with mixed beans, cucumber, peppers, onion, mushroom, carrots, jalapenos, fresh chillis and ranch dressing.

alt: what's going to be your week's highlight?

altalt: lowlight?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:58, 92 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
peppers, tomato, haloumi, coriander

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)
potatoes turmeric harissa curry

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
interesting
well, as interesting as lunch chat gets.

served how? baked on top of bread? tossed in a salad? HOW??
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)
in a pie

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)
pies that have crusts?

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)
a pie, you say?
i'm listening.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
a nice pink arse and no hair on his balls

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
I'm having Stella Artois (Canned) for lunch.
Alt: payday cans
altalt: the unbearable stench of onion bhaji
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)
alt: a juicy fat cock

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
Alt: Probably this thread.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)
you live an exciting life.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)
this'll justify your excitement
replace the skanky tomatoes with mushrooms and this looks properly nom

thehungrygecko.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/another-recipe-from-one-friend-to.html
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
bacon sanger.
Apple. Bottle of pop.

Alt: dunno, we're turning the cooling towers on, that'll be fun laughing at the pipe fitters when the whole lot pisses water out of it.

Altalt: gotta get a hair cut. Once a year, Fucking hate it.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)
mebbe try going bald
it's all the rage this season
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
are you a Fucking disgusting baldy slap head no hair wanker ?

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
I'm the least bald person ever.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)
what a wookiee

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)
you're thinking of manolith
(we all are ... he's so dreamy)
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)
£10 for a bowl of veg?
My packed lunch must have come in at under a pound.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Mine came in at eight to one.
Out of date tesco value burgers ftw!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)
I thought they only made burgers out of the one that didn't finish?

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
It's just this sort of topical humour that keeps me coming back.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
it's one of those hilarious internet jokes
it's not really £10 just for a salad. it's about £10 if you add loads of extra toppings and buy something else like a bowl of falafel and houmous or a mini cheesecake and a bottle of water and a diet coke.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
but you can get sandwiches, crisps and 500ml of sugary water for £3 in martin's

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
what?
why has nobody told me this before?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)
probably £20 in that london

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)
prepacked sandwiches count as fully furnished flats in London

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
better add five or six noughts then

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
no need
Just put a couple of noughts in the middle then slice it on the diagonal so it looks like it's crammed with them
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)
I'm such a fool.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)
i think you should discipline yourself

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)
You'll have to dial my premium rate number if you want to hear that.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)
I am sooooooo hungover.
ended up drinking in some ROUGH bars over the weekend like in the local fair hamlet of levenshulme. ROUGH!

alt. Ive got mates from home visiting this weekend, so that will be nice. Flaunting my wares down Canal St.

altalt. work.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
alright

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
alright yourself, Plum?

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
y ta
Just enjoying some downtime before study starts for next exam.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)
+ s

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)
no, one exam at a time

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
downstime? sexam?

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)
dozer?
definitely the former.

he's never had sex.

spaffing into the high heels in the clarks shoe shop sale doesn't count.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:45, Reply)
hahahastrikethrough canal to make "anal" ajahaha

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
you forgot
and hahaha strikethrough s to make "treet" ajahaha
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)
and strikethrough w to make 'ares' which sounds a bit like arse

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)
on the ball, here

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)
+s

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)
hahahaha!!! strike back to 1993

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
anagram wares strikethrough w & C ahahahaha

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)
is english even you're first language

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)
ahahaha sewar
what?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
take w out rearrange make arse

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:05, Reply)
I'll be passing by Canal St. tonight. Totes should meet up.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
no.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)
One of you would end up in a canal, by the sound of it

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Leftover ham and mushroom pasta mixed with a tin of baked beans.
I'm right gourmet, me.

Alt: Looking like either the architecture vernissage on Thursday or catching up on some vintage films at my convenience, atm.

Altalt: rehearsal tomorrow night that I just remembered yesterday when I had been looking forward to having the evening to myself.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)
baked beans and pasta?
does this go?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
Not particularly.
I wouldn't recommend it to a friend.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
i hate baked beans, so i wasn't sure
but i did think it didn't sound quite right...
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)
^ foodwrong ^

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)
i can either say baked beans are evil
or i can say, look, i know they're considered haute cuisine in scotland, but...

take your pick.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:19, Reply)
Wild baked bean before processing

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)
that's fucking disgusting

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:32, Reply)
For some reason I was reading about Peppa Pig
and an episode in which she befriended a spider was banned in Australia.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:37, Reply)
Reading about the Peppa Pig sex train no doubt

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:43, Reply)
peppa pig pisses me off
HER EYES ARE BOTH ON THE SAME SIDE. THIS IS ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE TURNS ROUND? NO EYES? WHAT CHILD ISN'T GOING TO BE FREAKED OUT BY THAT?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:44, Reply)
It's just perspective
If you look at the toys (which are 3D not 2D, obv) they have an eye on each side
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)
it's freaky and wrong and should die in a fire

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:53, Reply)
one that understands that illustrations and animations aren't accurate representations of reality?
so ... anybody above about two with the correct number of chromosomes and adequate oxygen during birth
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
dear god
go and take some of your famous drugs and lighten up, eh, gramps?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
it does if you're a student

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)
or poor

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)
and Jason

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:35, Reply)
alt: Bristol City winning promotion.
Altalt: Bristol City not winning promotion.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
I like breasts

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
I had beef
It tasted of dead cow. Fucking lovely. I put the jam on first too.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:19, Reply)
^^beefing to the mods again

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:35, Reply)
nothing
I'm too cool for lunch
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:30, Reply)
I haven't had mine yet. I might have it at 3.30. I don't give a fuck.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:32, Reply)
Actually I think I'll go now. Laters pricks.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:40, Reply)

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