well this is good
what's everyone having for lunch?

might go down the £10 salad shop and get some baby spinach leaves with mixed beans, cucumber, peppers, onion, mushroom, carrots, jalapenos, fresh chillis and ranch dressing.

alt: what's going to be your week's highlight?

altalt: lowlight?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:58, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

peppers, tomato, haloumi, coriander

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)

potatoes turmeric harissa curry

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)

interesting
well, as interesting as lunch chat gets.

served how? baked on top of bread? tossed in a salad? HOW??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)

in a pie

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)

pies that have crusts?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)

a pie, you say?
i'm listening.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)

a nice pink arse and no hair on his balls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)

I'm having Stella Artois (Canned) for lunch.
Alt: payday cans
altalt: the unbearable stench of onion bhaji
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)

alt: a juicy fat cock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)

Alt: Probably this thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)

you live an exciting life.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

this'll justify your excitement
replace the skanky tomatoes with mushrooms and this looks properly nom

thehungrygecko.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/another-recipe-from-one-friend-to.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

bacon sanger.
Apple. Bottle of pop.

Alt: dunno, we're turning the cooling towers on, that'll be fun laughing at the pipe fitters when the whole lot pisses water out of it.

Altalt: gotta get a hair cut. Once a year, Fucking hate it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)

mebbe try going bald
it's all the rage this season
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

are you a Fucking disgusting baldy slap head no hair wanker ?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)

I'm the least bald person ever.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)

what a wookiee

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)

you're thinking of manolith
(we all are ... he's so dreamy)
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)

£10 for a bowl of veg?
My packed lunch must have come in at under a pound.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Mine came in at eight to one.
Out of date tesco value burgers ftw!
( Muns, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)

I thought they only made burgers out of the one that didn't finish?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)

It's just this sort of topical humour that keeps me coming back.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)

it's one of those hilarious internet jokes
it's not really £10 just for a salad. it's about £10 if you add loads of extra toppings and buy something else like a bowl of falafel and houmous or a mini cheesecake and a bottle of water and a diet coke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)

but you can get sandwiches, crisps and 500ml of sugary water for £3 in martin's

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)

what?
why has nobody told me this before?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)

probably £20 in that london

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)

prepacked sandwiches count as fully furnished flats in London

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)

better add five or six noughts then

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)

no need
Just put a couple of noughts in the middle then slice it on the diagonal so it looks like it's crammed with them
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)

I'm such a fool.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

i think you should discipline yourself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

You'll have to dial my premium rate number if you want to hear that.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)

I am sooooooo hungover.
ended up drinking in some ROUGH bars over the weekend like in the local fair hamlet of levenshulme. ROUGH!

alt. Ive got mates from home visiting this weekend, so that will be nice. Flaunting my wares down Canal St.

altalt. work.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

alright yourself, Plum?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

y ta
Just enjoying some downtime before study starts for next exam.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

+ s

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)

no, one exam at a time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

downstime? sexam?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)

dozer?
definitely the former.

he's never had sex.

spaffing into the high heels in the clarks shoe shop sale doesn't count.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:45, Reply)

hahahastrikethrough canal to make "anal" ajahaha

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)

you forgot
and hahaha strikethrough s to make "treet" ajahaha
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)

and strikethrough w to make 'ares' which sounds a bit like arse

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)

on the ball, here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)

+s

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)

hahahaha!!! strike back to 1993

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

anagram wares strikethrough w & C ahahahaha

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)

is english even you're first language

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)

ahahaha sewar
what?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)

take w out rearrange make arse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:05, Reply)

I'll be passing by Canal St. tonight. Totes should meet up.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)

no.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)

One of you would end up in a canal, by the sound of it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:06, Reply)

Leftover ham and mushroom pasta mixed with a tin of baked beans.
I'm right gourmet, me.

Alt: Looking like either the architecture vernissage on Thursday or catching up on some vintage films at my convenience, atm.

Altalt: rehearsal tomorrow night that I just remembered yesterday when I had been looking forward to having the evening to myself.
( .Yeti., Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)

baked beans and pasta?
does this go?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Not particularly.
I wouldn't recommend it to a friend.
( .Yeti., Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)

i hate baked beans, so i wasn't sure
but i did think it didn't sound quite right...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)

^ foodwrong ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)

i can either say baked beans are evil
or i can say, look, i know they're considered haute cuisine in scotland, but...

take your pick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:19, Reply)

Wild baked bean before processing

( Peej, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)

that's fucking disgusting

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:32, Reply)

For some reason I was reading about Peppa Pig
and an episode in which she befriended a spider was banned in Australia.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:37, Reply)

Reading about the Peppa Pig sex train no doubt

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:43, Reply)

peppa pig pisses me off
HER EYES ARE BOTH ON THE SAME SIDE. THIS IS ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE TURNS ROUND? NO EYES? WHAT CHILD ISN'T GOING TO BE FREAKED OUT BY THAT?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:44, Reply)

It's just perspective
If you look at the toys (which are 3D not 2D, obv) they have an eye on each side
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)

it's freaky and wrong and should die in a fire

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:53, Reply)

one that understands that illustrations and animations aren't accurate representations of reality?
so ... anybody above about two with the correct number of chromosomes and adequate oxygen during birth
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)

dear god
go and take some of your famous drugs and lighten up, eh, gramps?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)

it does if you're a student

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)

or poor

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)

and Jason

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:35, Reply)

alt: Bristol City winning promotion.
Altalt: Bristol City not winning promotion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)

I like breasts

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)

I had beef
It tasted of dead cow. Fucking lovely. I put the jam on first too.
( Peej, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:19, Reply)

^^beefing to the mods again

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:35, Reply)

nothing
I'm too cool for lunch
( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:30, Reply)

I haven't had mine yet. I might have it at 3.30. I don't give a fuck.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:32, Reply)

Actually I think I'll go now. Laters pricks.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:40, Reply)