a car. and a massive pillow. the two are not connected.
and will shortly be buying a new kitchen, carpets, curtains, sofa, bookshelves and fitted wardrobe for the spare room.

alt: my parents were v happily married for nearly 40 years. the secret seemed to be, "someone who makes you laugh a lot."

altalt: possibly pasta. possibly sushi. possibly a sweet potato falafel box from leon with brown rice and salad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:20, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Didn't take him too long to replace her though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

you're no rory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)

I know, I miss the little guy sometimes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)

i hope he went out in a blaze of glory
surfing an avalanche and doing wheelies in his chair
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

don't h8 the playa, h8 the game

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)

Was it an upgrade, do you think?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

Absolutely not

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

Her real mum was hot, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)

Totes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)

to be fair
if you were a skinny beardy weirdy who smells like lentil farts and hash and had to marry someone with an IQ in single digits just to get his hairy cock wet, you'd hate both
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)

Less bullying please. Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are nice, but because you are

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)

I'm a little hurt by rachel's comments and may have to spend a little time away from the internet
I hope my true internet friends will understand
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)

liked and shared, 94% won't

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)

*makes a mess of pots and pans*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)

"someone who makes you laugh a lot."
Ship the kids off as soon as possible, buy the daughter a half flat at the other end of the country and convert the loft into a sex dungeon."
( Muns, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

he fucked that one up
my brother lives about 5 mins away
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

Maybe he was a regular participant?

( Muns, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)

i think it unlikely
he's an accountant
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:34, Reply)

so are 84% of suburban swingers

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:57, Reply)

maybe he likes your brother

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:34, Reply)

how far away are your parents again?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:34, Reply)

their place in France is about twenty minutes

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)

so you're saying they moved countries to get away from you
entirely understandable
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:41, Reply)

by buying a house twenty minutes away from ours?
what?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)

that's properly tragic
but it does explain why french property prices have halved
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)

what are you bibbling on about now, you unlovable pork chop?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:56, Reply)

I agree with the humour element. More than sex.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)

it's the building block of most good relationships i think
friends, family, work - you've got to have a laugh, otherwise you might as well shoot yourself in the twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)

swipe combines the two by laughing at my willy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)

to be fair
everyone does that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)