Please tell me that doesn't exist.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:05, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Fraid so.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:06, Reply)

I really hate people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:07, Reply)

Jokes aside I have considered doing a big pot of mash and freezing some for later.
Not actually done it. Have reheated it the next day though. It's alright.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:09, Reply)

i guess you can freeze fish pie and shit
(if you're into space docking)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)

Fish pie is vile.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:11, Reply)

i make a lovely fish pie
holy shit look, those frozen abominations you found are delia recommended:

www.deliaonline.com/recipes/main-ingredient/lamb/good-old-shepherds-pie.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:12, Reply)

It comes in discs!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:13, Reply)

i bet she owns shares in aunt bessie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:13, Reply)

Well it'd be difficult to vary portion sizes if it was just in one big slab wouldn't it?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)

they were prolly making novelty kids potato things and the machine fucked up

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:15, Reply)

MASHTAGS

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)

those look like modern alphabites
as a kid, i was desperate to try those. my poor mum with her insistence on healthy, homemade food, and all her kids wanted was processed shit. i was finally allowed a packet for tea on my 9th birthday.

they tasted like processed shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:22, Reply)

the thing to remember about Delia is that she's a joyless hack who hates cooking

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:13, Reply)

I'm not sure if mash is complex enough to be considered 'cooking'.
I bet it has a disappointing amount of pepper in it as well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:15, Reply)

you'd be amazed at how clueless some folk are about really basic food

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)

i like mustard mash
and cheddar mash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)

I like monster mash

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)

Wasn't her main thing recipes for fucking idiots who can't cook?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)

if you are trusting someone to cook meat properly
you should trust them to boil potatoes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:21, Reply)

Or understand the difference between a clove and a bulb of garlic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:22, Reply)

you're so racist about french people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)

I thought that was an urban myth, like my mum leaving you a cup of tea when you were... you know.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)

mashing your potatoes?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:29, Reply)

No, trying to make his own toad in the hole

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)

fucking heck

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)