Carol Kirkwood, y/n?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

he was fit in the telly series but got too porky for me in the motion pictures

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:29, Reply)

n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:31, Reply)

A threesome with her and Helen Willetts was my fantasy, as a student.
I blame all those early mornings I worked.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)

I'd rather have a threesome with Rachel Khoo and Sian Williams.
Keyword: heels.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:35, Reply)

key word:
delusional
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:36, Reply)

How can a fantasy be delusional?
Explain yourself.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:39, Reply)

oh god
don't encourage it, you dreadful troll
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:42, Reply)

nobody encourages you
and yet here you are, dreary post after dreary millionth post...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)

true say
be well embarrassing if you posted more and yet more of my posts were on the populol page, eh?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)

well shit
would you look at that
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:53, Reply)

if only you weren't the kind of tragic to have shitloads of accounts and click your own posts, eh
key word: tragic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:54, Reply)

yeah
that'll be it
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)

"bobby got busted"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:58, Reply)

seriously?
jesus
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

good lord, haven't you got yet that most of the things on here are NOT serious?
actually, i guess not, as you seem to think the limping popular page is actually a measure of popularity.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:12, Reply)

because it's dozer
and he doesn't think it's a fantasy.

i'd have thought this was self-evident from his posts about his cheekbones...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)

hey, Williams takes bookings for corporate events etc.
I might see if we can get her booked for a work do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)

isn't she a newsreader?
if so, what on earth does she do at a corporate event?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:00, Reply)

she's an award winning journalist.
And she has a Masters in psychology.

So there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:01, Reply)

yeah but
what does she DO at corporate events? give talks? or what?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:03, Reply)

She's a psychologist now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:04, Reply)

She does a comedy breakdancing routine.
What do you recon?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:04, Reply)

she strides up and down the tables stomping her expensive heels into your chocolate desserts

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)

just off for a quick wank, brb

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

Reads the news.
In heels.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:01, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:02, Reply)

No need to stomp on his dreams.
Unless you're going to do it in heels, then he might enjoy it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:42, Reply)

god
i'd need to wash them in bleach afterwards
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:51, Reply)

wash them in bleach?
Needless. Those cute Westwood ones are pvc.

Keywords: wipe clean.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:58, Reply)

my colleague came in wearing a pair of louboutins that you would have creamed yourself over the other day
unfortunately for her, we have such "hard duty" carpets here, that the red was almost entirely scuffed off by the end of the week.

i was in no way smirking bitterly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:59, Reply)

pics?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:00, Reply)

sadly not
i'm no employment lawyer, but i have a feeling that crawling around under my colleagues' desks to take pics might just be frowned upon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:00, Reply)

so, pics?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:01, Reply)

these or very similar
eu.christianlouboutin.com/uk_en/shop/women/mea-culpa-suede.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:04, Reply)

I'm guilty of quite liking them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

i totally would
i love louboutins. got my eye on a pair of boots, but will wait til autumn, because summer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:10, Reply)

What is it with women and homelessly impractical shoes?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:43, Reply)

They're a symbol of male oppression.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:44, Reply)

I think they probably are.
Doesn't explain why some women love them so much, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:51, Reply)

Men oppress women because they love being oppressed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)

high heels make their arses and legs look better
Chicks love being seen and treated as sex objects.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)