no
but i did also buy bags of sweets for the team because friday and two bottles of water and a diet coke
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:00, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Wow they must think very highly of you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:05, Reply)

she's like bill gates or oprah or sutin

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)

^ banished from offices ^
^ still spends his life online ^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:09, Reply)

deffo ... everybody wants to spend more time in the office

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)

no, right, get this
what people really want is a job where they are hardly allowed to see real people, so instead spend most of their time being bored out of their skull and posting online to cover their sense of deeeeeep inferiority.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)

I need to work about 25 hours a week and about 24 of those are with customers
Again ... I'm sorry that you have to spend long hours getting flabby at a desk but it's really not my fault
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:19, Reply)

yep and you make it sound soooooo compelling
you're clearly bored titless love.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:20, Reply)

yeah ... "you must be bored cos you're on the internet" doesn't really work when it's typed into the internet
by somebody who met their internet-attached boyfriend on the internet
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:24, Reply)

you're the one who tries to flog your mediocre life as something wonderful
the time you spend on here does not support it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:25, Reply)

mebbe read that back to yourself on the tube to work every morning

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)

well, i get a taxi most mornings
sometimes i walk, if it's sunny. but when i do get the tube, it's because i work in the world's most exciting financial centre.

keep sweeping on that industrial estate won't you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:25, Reply)

And that's up against some pretty stiff competition
Financial centres are *very* exciting
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:28, Reply)

weeell...
london, new york, singapore, hong kong, chicago... they're no coventry, admittedly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)

precisely

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)

i heard that hitler was going to make coventry the new capital if he'd won

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38, Reply)

I'd probably have moved if he'd done that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)

nah
skinny beardy peace loving treehuggers are exactly what the nazis wanted in their super race
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:45, Reply)

I pretty much owe my existence to Hitler

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:48, Reply)

you're one of the boys from Brazil?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:51, Reply)

defeating the world one bong at a time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)

taking public transport to a financial centre is right at the top of my bucket list

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)

well, working on an industrial estate in the dead-end east side of the country is on almost everyone else's

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38, Reply)

dunno anybody who does that

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)

Get you facts right.
He lives on an industrial estate, not works.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:42, Reply)

you two really need to write an FAQ detailing your imaginary version of me

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)

oh yeah
i'll read that back to myself as i stroll down kensington high street, shall i?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:44, Reply)

well yes
they're sensible people
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)