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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ive had a right bad stomach all day.
I almost sharted before.

Kebab tonight, then.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:10, 1 reply, 9 years ago)
something something too much spunk something

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:11, Reply)
"no garlic sauce tonight, mate, the memories are still a bit raw."

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:16, Reply)
NDITB silly boots
Im strictly top dear.
Well, not strictly. Never say never amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:18, Reply)
Top Dear?
Sounds like a supremely chutney-esque car programme in which they review pink, convertible Nissan Micras and Ka's.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:20, Reply)
Apparently there was a fb petition suggesting Julian Clary to host the next series. Interesting.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:22, Reply)
I don't think the word "interesting" means what you think it means

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:23, Reply)
Cue lots of tedious jokes about 'driving', being 'right up someone's arse', skidmarks etc etc
Lol and, indeed, roffle.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:23, Reply)
And rallying up the dirt track; don't forget that.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:25, Reply)
keyless entry if you know what I mean

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:27, Reply)
I don't know what you mean

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:27, Reply)
Satellite naviGAYtion.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)
automatic "handbrake"

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:30, Reply)
I still don't know what you mean

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:31, Reply)
Massive prolapsed exhaust pipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:31, Reply)
heated passenger seat?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:32, Reply)
I don't know what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)
"Burning rubber"

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)
awkward hill start

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)
men engaging in penetrative anal intercourse.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
Vauxhall Chevron

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:42, Reply)
rear parking camera

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:35, Reply)
Sump oil.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
qashqai? qashqueer more like

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:22, Reply)
Kia C'eed? Coo-eed, more like!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:24, Reply)
crossover? cross dresser more like amirite?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:26, Reply)
*Taps nose*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:27, Reply)
*pats booty*

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)
*fondles gearstick*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:29, Reply)
*spills sump oil*

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)
haha

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:55, Reply)
many of my colleagues opted for the Skoda vrs, needless to say I had the last laugh

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)
Skoda vrs? Skoda ... ummm ... v arse? quee-arse? More like?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:30, Reply)
Lamborghini Moustache.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:35, Reply)
Coon 'tache more like!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:40, Reply)
Steady on, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)
Blackbeard more like!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:42, Reply)
Haha! I'd watch

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:38, Reply)
you're all 'fucking bent' btw too xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
^top quear

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
he's the gayest Geordie ... in the world

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:40, Reply)
^ raving irons

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:40, Reply)
^james gay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)
^ Wary of the "follow through."

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:42, Reply)
^the bumster^

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:43, Reply)
^prichard bummond

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:43, Reply)
The Fig

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:44, Reply)
Star in the reasonably priced public convenience.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:50, Reply)
BROWN STAR on the reasonably priced COCK
MORE LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 20:22, Reply)
All we know is....
He stabs-shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 May 2015, 20:11, Reply)

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