*tired fives*
After "conversing" with the director of the kitchen company I now have kitchen units.

Alt:
Lemon FTGin
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Would this be the sort of "conversing" that involves a baseball bat and a dark alley?

( .Yeti., Wed 13 May 2015, 9:23, Reply)

It didn't "quite" end up as that
but my builder is "gonna tear that twat a new arse" if the surveyor from there turns up at our house again. He rocked up yesterday instead of the expected kitchen delivery to be told that we'd not paid for the kitchen, only we had
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:26, Reply)

He would have Lubbocked that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:45, Reply)

Did you design it yourself?

( Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:33, Reply)

Lemons?
Yes, I invented them. I based their design on an earlier work of mine, called "the egg". You might have heard of it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)

I call bullshit
It says on Wikipedia that the lemon was invented in 1947. There's no way you're that old m8
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah, but I also invented a time travelling canoe in 1987

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)

Ah right

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:54, Reply)

He always takes all the credit for this and never acknowledges the help I gave him in 2019

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:59, Reply)

I fucking told you that tomorrow!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)

We'll sort this out once and for all when we meet for drinks last Christmas

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:04, Reply)

What?
Again?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:20, Reply)

You did a dry pebbly dump and decided that if it was hollow it would be an excellent place to store albumen and yolk?
and determined that if it was made of chocolate it could hold plastic toys?

Sir, I salute you.
( Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:40, Reply)

It was a kinder way of giving toys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:41, Reply)

which came first
the cow or the egg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:06, Reply)

Check out which one is smoking a cigerette with a sated look
and which is mildly disappointed for your answer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:11, Reply)

i have seen that birthday card
it's the same range as the one with the magnificent male peacock, and the unimpressed peahens saying, "cut the crap and show us your willy". which i now think of every time i see a peacock (which happens more often than you'd think in central london).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)

once is more often than I would expect in central London

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:14, Reply)

we have them instead of pigeons in kensington

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:16, Reply)