a new ride on lawnmower. or drugs

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:22, 5 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I want both.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:27, Reply)

have both

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)

Something about really good grass...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:30, Reply)

could be better, thinking of reseeding the whole thing and going strictly Alpine grasses.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:34, Reply)

I reckon mowing the lawn while bollocksed would be a bit rubbish

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:35, Reply)

I've done it while still pissed from the night before.
It's not fun.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:41, Reply)

my friend's dad bought one of those ride-on lawnmowers before anyone else had ever seen one and it was his pride and joy (in his defence he is stupidly mega-rich and his garden is more like a county)
it promptly got nicked. he bought another. it promptly got nicked. he built electronic gates to protect the third one. it tickled me to think of someone veeeeery sloooooooooowly getting away on the first two.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:04, Reply)

I bought a petrol mower
Self-propelled, electric start and everything. A ride-on would be overkill for my lawn
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:11, Reply)

My dad's got one of them.
It's a lot easier if you add some wire or elastic to hold the dead mans handle in.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Good point
Best not to have it running when removing the grass box though - tends to chuck grass everywhere. DAMHIKT
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:14, Reply)

Fucking lawnmower sprayed grass all over landscaping bark I'd just put down at the weekend.
I was so angry I killed a neighbours cat with a house brick.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:26, Reply)

I'd like a ride on mower, but have been told our lawn isn't big enough to warrant it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:05, Reply)

I think I would even struggle to get it through the door of my council flat.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:10, Reply)

maybe if you let the horse out first and pushed the plasma telly to one side?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Bin bags full of kid limbs do get in the way.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:14, Reply)

coming soon to bbc3 - serial killer housekeeper Xtreme

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:17, Reply)

On Benefits Street?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:22, Reply)

we've got one in France
with a mini plough attachment thing

It's basically a toy tractor brrrrrm brrrrrm!
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:15, Reply)

this is what I am talking about

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:20, Reply)

not just size that decides whether to have a ride-on

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:19, Reply)

only people with small penises think size isn't important

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Laziness?
Obesity?
Brain injury?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:28, Reply)

are these your standard tindr questions?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:29, Reply)

tindr grindr
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:52, Reply)