Why not indeed?
Getting off to a slow start this morning.

Keyword: decaf.
( .Yeti., Fri 15 May 2015, 9:36, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Decaf is an abomination
see also alcohol free vino
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:39, Reply)

And those weed-free joints you can buy in newsagents.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:42, Reply)

wait what?

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:45, Reply)

They're rubbish, you have to tear them open, pour the contents into a rizla and add your own weed.
Broken Britain.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:47, Reply)

Also, how come they're more expensive than the ones with the weed in?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:51, Reply)

The Tories certainly have a lot to answer for.
Soon the only way to enjoy weed will be from a snuff box.
( .Yeti., Fri 15 May 2015, 9:56, Reply)

I get a really bad sore throat when I smoke snuff.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:58, Reply)

I don't think you're supposed to inhale.

( .Yeti., Fri 15 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)

we spent two hours in french customs because one of the wanker my brother brought on out trip,
Was one of those hipster types who thought taking snuff was really cool. He was doing it in the car and the gendarmerie thought he was doing drugs and searched all of us.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 May 2015, 10:07, Reply)

people who take snuff deserve a great hairy fist up the arse

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:08, Reply)

there's an old boy who is a friend of my dad that takes snuff, it seems to suit him alright,
But everyone else in the world looks like a tit
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)

Has that chat up line ever worked for you?

( Muns, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)

only on ... wait for it ... wait for it ... y'all ready for this?
YOUR MUM
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:17, Reply)

She told me about that.
Apparently you said the line while having a sniff from the tin. My mum was a little put off by the snuff taking, and accusations of having a hairy arm, but she decided to go back to yours and put her hand up your arse anyway.
( Muns, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:20, Reply)

Have you ever seen that stuff the Scandinavians have that's like a little teabag of baccy you tuck inside your gob like a hamster?
It's vile.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:57, Reply)

it's political correctness gone mad

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:05, Reply)