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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll meet you. I'll be at Chesham tube station.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:30, 1 reply, 9 years ago)
I was hoping for somewhere a bit more central, pet.
I'll just wait in The Cheese until I hear sobbing from the toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:33, Reply)
You have a 1 in 3 chance of being in the right cbeese

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:36, Reply)
I know which cbeese it is, the one near the Thames innit?
Sure the postcode was on here at some point
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:40, Reply)
Everything is near the Thames to outsiders like you. And me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:43, Reply)
Omglol that's Tower Bridge not London Bridge!

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:47, Reply)
I will buy it for a fiver

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:50, Reply)
I don't own it. You're prolly better asking the Queen or the City of London or sutin. Sorry.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:00, Reply)
I will give BoJo a call
he will know what to do
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:05, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-1262562/Tower-Bridge-sold-America-130million-billionaire-buys-right-bridge-time.html
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:15, Reply)
I love daily mail links
You can make them say anything and they still work

www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-1262562/Crazy-Northern-bint-dyes-her-hair-to-disguise-the-fact-shes-actually-a-ten-pound-salad.html
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:30, Reply)
there's no racism or sexism in that headline
it's clearly faked
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:35, Reply)
bit like your hair colour LOLZZZZZ

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:37, Reply)
You don't think "Crazy Northern Bint" is a bit sexist?
Has Frog been gaslighting you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:52, Reply)
It's not sexist if it's true.
Like saying that Chinese women have horizontal foofholes.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:01, Reply)
i'm not going to lie
I didn't really read it...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:03, Reply)
Actually that's the name of the bell.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:51, Reply)
The real bell got nicked years ago, they replaced it with a Papier-mâché one.
The play the sound through a pair of kickass Bush speakers
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:40, Reply)
Pub Dee-Jay Richard Mcbeef gets to press PLAY on the C90 cassette containing the bell sounds every other weekend.
That's his biggest ever audience.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:42, Reply)
It was taped off the telly during an episode of the ten o'clock news in 1984
If you listen carefully between the fifth and sixth bong you can hear Frank Bough feeling up the floor manager.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:44, Reply)
Utter bollocks
He has an original 1859 recording on Vinyl.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:45, Reply)
Vinyl was only synthesised in 1872 and commercial use didn't start until after the first world war.
Beef's copy is a a phonograph cylinder made out of Pogrom Wax
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:51, Reply)
So what are you saying? That is not possible that the original recording was later transferred to Vinyl
so Mcbeef can use it on his archaic music box.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:12, Reply)
Wouldn't be original then, divvo

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:16, Reply)
God. What a spackmoid. Making elementary mistakes in an otherwise entirely factual discussion.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:17, Reply)
Of course it would, you can buy original recordings that have been transferred to other formats
The use of the word original was meant to describe that its a recording of the bell chiming in 1859.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:22, Reply)

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