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Can i be smug about going to a festival?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:52,
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Festivals are shit and for cunts.
Which one?
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yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:53,
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I am.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:53,
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most people at festivals are utter cunts
make sure you avoid the cunts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:54,
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refer to yourself as a 'festie veteran' so it sounds like you've achieved something more profound than watching some bands in a fucking field a few times
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:54,
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You want to be smug about sleeping in a field,
not washing for three days, shitting in a bucket, walking for miles to see/hear less of a shit band than you would if you watched them on tv, and having anything valuable robbed out of your tent while you're out?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:55,
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I never got anything valuable stolen from my tent because the only thing I take with me is underpants and lager.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:56,
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^festie veteran^
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yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:57,
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I perfected the art of sleeping with my boots sticking out the tent so I didn't have to fuck about with taking them off or putting them on in the morning.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:00,
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Sounds grim.
I perfected the art of earning enough money that I can hire a mobile home or a glam tent.
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yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:06,
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How many festivals have you been to, b3th?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:56,
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To be fair, none.
I'm rather too fond of electricity and plumbing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:57,
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The last festival I stayed at had both of those things.
And beds.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:59,
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Fair enough.
I'm just trying to be clever and smug about the fact that someone on the internet makes different choices to me.
Apparently, it's what you're meant to do.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:02,
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I disagree.
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yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:03,
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It's hilarious! Almost as hilarious as 'reddit'!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:03,
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I really don't think that is in the spirit of this website, b3th.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:04,
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Don't forget to shout "BOLLOCKS"
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Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:55,
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If you say that three times in a mirror
a vile mean drunk will appear and spout hateful abuse at you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:57,
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You smell of wee!
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yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:57,
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bethlolz
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Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:58,
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[MOD EDIT] No Casual Racism!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:00,
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I wonder if formal racism is allowed....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:02,
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Imagine if I'd used formal logical expression here to imply that all black people smell. It'd be hilarious but b3ta doesn't support the characters because it was written by pissed chimps.
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yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:04,
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woah, which coon paki wop kike modded me?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:03,
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B3th
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Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:04,
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Not me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:07,
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I know, I was covering my super secret mod tracks
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Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:14,
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you're listening to the boy from the big bad city
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yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:32,
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