It puts a fucking smiley on the email

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:10, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

yeah i knew that already really

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:11, Reply)

good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:11, Reply)

yeah i know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:12, Reply)

I didn't know that.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:12, Reply)

Call yourself some sort of computer guy eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:12, Reply)

I don't really like computers.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Really? They speak very 01101000 01101001 01100111 01101000 01101100 01111001 of you!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:15, Reply)

Excellent work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:16, Reply)

Really?
My computer says he's 01100001 00100000 01100011 01110101 01101110 01110100
( Peej, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:20, Reply)

Bit harsh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:20, Reply)

What can I say
My computer has 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110100 01110100 01101001 01110100 01110101 01100100 01100101 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101
( Peej, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:21, Reply)

01101000 01100101 00100111

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:21, Reply)

01101100 01101111 01101100

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:21, Reply)

we did

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:13, Reply)

What client?

( Peej, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:15, Reply)

Chrome & Gmail

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:16, Reply)

Ah good, won't see that shit here then

( Peej, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:18, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I'm guessing you're not the sort of prick that uses smileys in emails.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:15, Reply)

I just put the key messages in glittery text and sign off with an animated gif

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I've had plenty of emails from yanks in oil companies and the like with glittery/fridge magnet font/comic sans signatures

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:22, Reply)

You work with morons.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:22, Reply)

I have my name in a font that looks like fancy handwriting in my email sig, so it looks as though I have actually signed it
Cheers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:24, Reply)

I removed my name from my email sig so people aren't sure who they're communicating with in case they phone to complain so I can blame someone else

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:27, Reply)

You bummer.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:29, Reply)

I also include an insincere 'kind regards' in my sig, to save me the bother of typing it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:35, Reply)

My regards are never kind.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:36, Reply)

Are they ever best?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:37, Reply)

Does that mean that anyone called James or Joanne can't put their name at the end of an email?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:14, Reply)