Well it's evening times
My weekend has started as I have a day off tomorrow. Lots of drinking to do this evening me thinks.

How are the rest of you non-bashers?


( Captain V, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:49, 71 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I am
Non bashing. Non b3ta bashing anyway... might indulge in a bit of head bashing.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:59, Reply)

Pah!
Am slightly jealous of not being able to attend the bash, but meeting the Loon, BGB and BK last weekend makes up for it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:21, Reply)

I'm all of the pleased
because I managed to change the stuck wiper blades all by meself.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:22, Reply)

Hello
I just got paid for taking part in neurological research.

Go me.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:25, Reply)

A bash?
on a school night?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:25, Reply)

@CHCB
Go you!

Liking the Broken Family Band by the way!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:25, Reply)

Oh yes
We live life on the wild side. Bashes on any day of the week. It's madness I tells ya
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:26, Reply)

Agrees with MM, it's madness
wouldn't catch me at a bash on a school ni... Oh, hang on...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:28, Reply)

It's only till 11 though
it's not like the bashes have ever got that messy (barring rakky and HDL or course....)
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:30, Reply)

Ah,
I think ancrenne might have something to say on the subject - the first Cove bash did, it seems, get a bit messy. And purple...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:32, Reply)

@MM
I get paid extra for giving blood for studies at work. An extra £25 a time.

I got the £60 tax rebate today too! Yays!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:32, Reply)

DG
I think ancrenne saw quite a lot of Kaol's purple....

BK- sounds good. I do MRI scans and I get to sleep through them.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:35, Reply)

@BK
The Broken Family Band are my very favouritist band EVEH and also they are very lovely blokes who sponsored me for my rally.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:37, Reply)

Part of me wants to ask about kaol and the purple
Part of me wants to just drink myself into oblivion and plan my castle visiting road trip.

Decisions decisions.
( Captain V, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:38, Reply)

capn V
The first night Kaol and ancrenne spent together, Kaol sicked cider and black over himself and then passed out. She had to clean him up.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:40, Reply)

CHCB
You are so very special.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:41, Reply)

Oh
That was mildly disappointing but not wholly surprising.
( Captain V, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:42, Reply)

I think I may leave and go and see people in the flesh now
not that my social life revolves around the internet, oh no.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:43, Reply)

Despite being admonished
for posting a pun to the QOTW already, I'm feeling dandy. I think the two and a half pints of cider have helped.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:44, Reply)

@ CHCB
I'm going to download some more!
I like them a lot:D

And now I'm going to listen to Warren Zevon.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:51, Reply)

ahem
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post253963
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:06, Reply)

Nings all
Anyone seen Kaol or Herr Lemminge about today? I need their help regarding a frog we've got at work that's trying to die.

I'm not bashing tonight, but I did have the pleasure of the company of the lovely MM last night, so I don't feel so bad.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:29, Reply)

hey becks
I know Herr Dok is bashing, and I believe Kaol might be.

Did you find out you're dad's results?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:34, Reply)

They were about earlier
But I think they're both bashing tonight.
( Captain V, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:34, Reply)

Evening!
I'm eating a peanut butter KitKat Chunky and drinking a large cup of tea.

I truly live the rock life.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:44, Reply)

Hey Lucy!
*hugs*

'Tis quiet.
I was just about to get naked to see if anyone showed up!
It's like lighting a cigarette at a bus stop:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:47, Reply)

I'm a massive fan of peanut butter
And a big fan of kit kats. But together? Erugh!

Anyway, time for me to get ready and head into town. Nightles.
( Captain V, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:47, Reply)

Later V.
Have a good one!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:48, Reply)

Nom
So it's me and a nearly naked BK?
Aceness.

The KitKat is long gone now. Only the tea remains.

Anyway, how are you this fair evening good sire?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:49, Reply)

I'm well
Todat was a bit of a chore after yesterday and I felt a bit fragile and snippy, but ok now and have my pub quiz in half an hour so I shall drink lots of Magners!

How are you, now Kitkatless one?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:52, Reply)

*jealouses*
I like pub quizzes. I normally get at least one question.
Magners however makes me feel all spinning and gross, like most ciders. Yuk.

I'm ok this evening. No plans so I might just put my PJs on soon and relax.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:55, Reply)

We usually win!
Currently eating pizza and listening to Nick Cave.

Think I may have a pyjama weekend this weekend, except I don't wear any. I may just lounge around in the buff but I think my housemates would object.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Oh you should get some
Pajamas and joggers are my friends. I love em.

You should deffo get some. They are A.Ma.Zing.
I have silky Snoopy PJs. I look damn good in them.

Oh yes.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:00, Reply)

I love
women in PJ's. It does it for me for some reason. I like it when they aren't making an effort but still look fantastic.

It's even hotter than when they wear my jockeys and that's pretty damn hot.

*snaps out of reverie*
Sorry, I've been pawing the ground the last week.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:04, Reply)

Fair enough
It would appear that most b3tans are in a similar situation this week.

What time is your quiz? I love quizzes.

And I do look damn hot in my PJs
This statement may not be true


(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:06, Reply)

About half eight
Yup, PJ's rock!

I'm guessiing your statement probably is true!

Stop it BK!!!

*slaps hand*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:08, Reply)

Ha
In reality I look like a 5'10 toddler apparently.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:12, Reply)

Bless
You're taller than me! *is shortish*

In other news, who says QOTW can't be educational? *pimps*
www.b3ta.com/questions/sexualmisconceptions/post253974
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:19, Reply)

*slips in*
*puts some Barry White on quietly in the background*

*lights a couple of candles*

*slips out again*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:21, Reply)

I know
I'm a tall girl. Useful in supermarkets with high shelves!

This QOTW looks like one of the best we've had for a while!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:21, Reply)

What was that?
Yeah, this could be a good 'un.

I've got one that is frankly, too embarrasing to put down.

The customer from hell was has been my favourite lately.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:23, Reply)

Gooood evening
I have just got home after a massive dinner at my mums *bloats*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:23, Reply)

Come on
If it's too embarrassing to put down and you've told me you have something then you HAVE to write it! Go on...
Hey hey TGB, what yummy mummy food did you have? nom nom.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:25, Reply)

I might later
Pub time now! Byesies!

Hi and bye Miss Badger
*snogaroo*

*bounds out*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:27, Reply)

woo snogs!
I had a big chicken roast dinner! yummy :D

How you today Lucy as you seem to be the only person left here!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:28, Reply)

I think we are
the only people left on b3ta.
All the others are at the fancypants london bash.

I am very well thank you. I've been looking at lolcatz cos I haven't looked at some for a while, therefore I'm in a splendid mood!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:32, Reply)

damn them!
I was catching up with the cartoon cyanide and happiness
www.explosm.net/comics/1411/

lols have ensued
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:34, Reply)

damn them all indeed!
I like your linky. I shall have to look at that more often!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:36, Reply)

Jimjams FTW!
I have my grandad's pyjamas... I know it sounds a bit weird but after he died and my grandma was handing out his stuff, that was what I wanted. They are blue and white stripey soft velvety cotton.

BK, she's right, you can't say something like that and get away with it.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:36, Reply)

glad you like :p
hey fuzzy. and if you have washed them I see no problem!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Well
I deleted the other thing I wrote coz it just sounds too weird, even for b3ta. But I'll share... it's that at the same time as reminding me of my grandad in a cosy, innocent, comfy way, they also make me feel uber sexy, not least because they have a gap at the front (a buttonless fly, if you will) under the drawstring. I don't feel conflicted about it or anything, it just sounds a bit incestuous when I say it out loud!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Nothing
is too weird for b3ta!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Coo...
Isn't it quiet?
( le brian, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:32, Reply)

maybe
too quiet.....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:38, Reply)

Uh-oh
That can only mean something bad is going to happen
( le brian, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Probably
But if it does are we going to be the only people that know about it?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)

Depends
It might be happening to everyone else
( le brian, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)

It's not happening
to me!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:26, Reply)

...yet
It might be working its way round people
( le brian, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:27, Reply)

*waits*
*pulls duvet over head*

Wake me up when it's done whatever it is it's going to do
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:29, Reply)

You'll be OK then GB
Nothing can get you under the duvet.

(except the husband in my experience)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:32, Reply)

@TGB
That sounds horribly familiar...
( le brian, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Mrs Bin
The trick is to fart under the duvet first.
( le brian, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Nah, that doesn't
make a difference.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Ok I don't want anyone farting on me
:(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:53, Reply)

i won't fart on you
GB, just Mr Bin.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:57, Reply)

hmm I feel weird
I think I need a hug :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:01, Reply)

*hugs*
(no farting)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:08, Reply)

haha
thanks Mrs L :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:11, Reply)

And so to bed
Mr Bin is making a cup of tea. I'm going to see how many times I can guff before he comes to bed.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:27, Reply)

Hello
Just got home. Lovely to meet you all :)
(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:35, Reply)