We could do with finding a way of making democracy actually, y'know, democratic.
But this also would need to work around the big problem of most people being fucking idiots who would shoot themselves and the rest of us in the foot all the time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:18, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I don't think that's democracy.
We need a sort of benevolent fascism.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Are we going to have to vote MEATSNAKE again?

(Twangy Rubber, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:25, Reply)

SLABS OF TYSKIE FOR ALL!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:26, Reply)

I, for one, welcome our easily carried to the boot of the car overlords.

(Twangy Rubber, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:27, Reply)

TREASON! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME! STRIP TWANGERS OF HIS LANDS, TITLES, CLOTHES AND SLABS
(+ lol)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:29, Reply)

I think someone already did.
Oh, you mean more Tyskie than a person can carry?
(Twangy Rubber, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:29, Reply)

The true test of a man is how much Tyskie he can carry...
...on the inside
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:32, Reply)

Jayse? Got a query for you.

(Twangy Rubber, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:33, Reply)

being a geordie, he's a 'canny' lad

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:34, Reply)

^^
see? Told you all.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:38, Reply)

i'm suggesting you can fit a slab of canned lager up your bum, glad you are so proud!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:39, Reply)

And well used to dealing with ringpulls

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:39, Reply)

just make me president for life and have done with it

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:25, Reply)

I'm increasingly coming round to the idea of fascism.
With me at the helm, natch.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:26, Reply)

Humans work best under autocracies interspersed with bloody revolution. The sooner people accept that, the better.

( Kroney, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:25, Reply)

There simply hasn't been enough violence and murder in British politics for far too long.
We're certainly long overdue someone raising an army of supporters, murdering the monarch and seizing the throne.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:28, Reply)

Is it OK if I keep hold of Beatrice?
For, uh, a project I'm working on.
(Twangy Rubber, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:29, Reply)

Is the project "horse fucking?"

( Kroney, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:30, Reply)

*keeps quiet*

(Twangy Rubber, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:31, Reply)

The monarch's alright with me.
I'm bang up for a bit of Guy Fawkesing, though.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:29, Reply)

Forget it, we'll never see a Catholic on the throne in our lifetimes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Too many comfortable fat bastards who want to maintain the status quo.
*rocksallovertheworld*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:30, Reply)

You'd be first up against the wall, you fat bastard.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:33, Reply)

He's doomed once the revolution gains a foothold

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:35, Reply)