My day is not going as shit as it usually does, but it's early doors.
Alt: Films - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, National Lampoon's Animal House. Airplane, shit like that basically.

Books - Anything by Stuart McBride.

AltAlt: Burger, cheese, bacon, onions. Nowt else.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:55, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

*burger fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:01, Reply)

Anchorman I couldn't watch though
Got 30 mins in and turned it off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:01, Reply)

You're dead to me Sporters.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:04, Reply)

I probably turn you on now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:11, Reply)

Without even trying bbz xxx

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:19, Reply)

officegrin
*wiggles*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:19, Reply)

*Benny Hills*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:43, Reply)

I didn't think it was funny either. Think I even dozed at th cinema

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:09, Reply)

You put metal in your face and started talking about will self/

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:16, Reply)

MARRS long-awaited follow up single really didn't have the punch of Pump Up The Volume

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:19, Reply)

that was Dozer.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:20, Reply)

oh jaysum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:21, Reply)

You were probably being poorly fellated by some screaming queer that you met on Grindr m8

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:18, Reply)

WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY HIM IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Is there a "poor" fellation?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Poor isn't necessarily the best word, but there's definitely a sliding scale
with my ex-wife at one end and my current burd at the other.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:24, Reply)

Yeah but which end is the good end

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:35, Reply)

My dear ex-wife isn't at the good end of any scale, truth be told.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:36, Reply)

DEFINITELY

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:29, Reply)

I would imagine it could involve teeth or a dental brace

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:33, Reply)