Congratulations.
Now cancel the kids Skype account, it keeps trolling Chompy.
( Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Oh, and in terms of cravings;
did you just accidentally get everything right for a few months?
( Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:54, Reply)

n

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:56, Reply)

I got sensible cravings
A massive diamond, a trip to the Caribbean etc.

None of them got fulfilled :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah, I gather I am supposed to have organised a skype party from my hospital bed
I can only assume it was the morphine talking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:56, Reply)

*laughs in background*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Morphine is fucking awesome.
I'm actually looking forward to my next hospitalisation.
( Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Turns out I react like a little pussy to massive drugs
Blood pressure through floor, projectile vomit, the works.

They keep trying to give me liquid morphine now, but I can't see how to take it with a fork
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:01, Reply)

get one of those syringes you get with calpol.
Also good for low volume impromptu water fights.
( Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:06, Reply)

^ not your first time ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:07, Reply)

Look, it's the best way to wash them out
and not squirting it at the wife seemed like a wasted opportunity.
( Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:09, Reply)

Worst "caught wanking" excuse ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:15, Reply)