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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am up considerably earlier than yaow.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:30, 62 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Morning yeti.
Why up so early? I'm in work, its quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:38, Reply)
Morning Winders
My phone woke me up with a text message beep at about a quarter to seven, so I thought 'sod it' and got up anyway. Man, it's dark outside.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:41, Reply)
Are you not normally up early?
I'm up at 6.30 in the week to get the dogs out for a walk and get to work early enough to have a coffee in the workshop. You're not some sort of povvo dole scum are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:01, Reply)
God, I hate poor people!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:01, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:06, Reply)
^ poor person

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:06, Reply)
^ egregious mess

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:12, Reply)
^tosser. go away.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:13, Reply)
Where *is* DBT?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:15, Reply)
I'm normally up around seven, but no-one's around on here because that's 06:00 UK time.
I work from home, though, so as long as I get everything done on time it doesn't really matter when I get up.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:44, Reply)
Where do you live?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:05, Reply)
France innit.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:10, Reply)
I were oop at 5.45 am. You can't tell cows it's bloody Christmas Day.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:53, Reply)
You can.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:01, Reply)
They never say that they love you.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:09, Reply)
Is that some sort of regional expression?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:48, Reply)
Local farmer bemoaning his lot.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:59, Reply)
Yetster.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:54, Reply)
Gmd

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:54, Reply)
alright paedo features

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:56, Reply)
Features?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:08, Reply)
Your face is clearly the face of a child sex enthusiast.
Sidney Cooke is your identical twin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:14, Reply)
I look more like Bernard Bresslaw from the Carry On films not Sidney.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:31, Reply)
I imagine you look more like Gaffer

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:34, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:42, Reply)
You know
Sidney an Gaffer. Off of the tea bag adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:48, Reply)
I do now.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:56, Reply)
Fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:01, Reply)
upset and ginger
You were adopted, weren't you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:02, Reply)
Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:19, Reply)
Dozington

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:44, Reply)
no you weren't you fucking lying cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:09, Reply)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:14, Reply)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:14, Reply)
You're right: I posted that in my sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:45, Reply)
My fucking brain decided that 4am was a perfectly respectable time to wake me up.
Considering that I don't finish work until 7:30 tonight, I have decided that my brain is a royal cunt.

In other news, morning.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:29, Reply)
Your brain's a bit peculiar.
Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:47, Reply)
It certainly is.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:49, Reply)
I fucked Jacqui Abbott last night and am now worn out.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:40, Reply)
Diane Abbott more like

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:49, Reply)
It was totally Russ Abbott.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:51, Reply)
Abbot my bins more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:24, Reply)
Morning
I woke up at 7:15 but like a sensible person I went back to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:35, Reply)

metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:04, Reply)
Well, this gets my vote for stupidest trend of 2015.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:11, Reply)
I like that it's funny and excludes women

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:18, Reply)
Let me know when you find some landscapes with dangly labia peeking into the frame.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:20, Reply)
That's my weekend sorted

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:33, Reply)
wow
*mind blown*

I've just noticed you can resize the box that this is being typed into
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:48, Reply)
Even on quick reply?
Oh yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:50, Reply)
It was only a couple of days ago that I discovered you can pick up and move a referenced cell in an Excel formula.
I fucking hate Excel.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:23, Reply)
Up at ludicrous o'clock even though I'm off work

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:02, Reply)
Doubt it
A child had me awake at 5.09 this morning
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:10, Reply)
Your own fault, no sympathy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:11, Reply)
True, it was the second child, so I really should have known better.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:14, Reply)
That wouldn't be difficult.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:25, Reply)
Mr Bum has made his presence aware right before a client meeting. Wish me luck.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:30, Reply)
I was just about to leave for work, slightly early,
when my nethers informed me that I should go and poop. Annoying instance of Sudden Onset Dump Syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:34, Reply)

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