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 Yeah that's me alright! We have a nice little baby!! I start every other sentence with 'speaking as a father...' and engage in baby shit chat and stuff!!
	Yeah that's me alright! We have a nice little baby!! I start every other sentence with 'speaking as a father...' and engage in baby shit chat and stuff!! You alright?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:42, Reply)
 Yeah good thanks, best I've been all year
	Yeah good thanks, best I've been all yearBack to you and swipe having a baby as if I remember correctly neither of you were al that keen of procreating, also does he/she to sleep if a half cot?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:45, Reply)
 It's a real, real-life baby, not a half baby
	It's a real, real-life baby, not a half baby Monty has met it and can confirm
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:49, Reply)
 Can you imagine I've posted a picture of a baby orangutang here please?
	Can you imagine I've posted a picture of a baby orangutang here please?(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:51, Reply)
 I can imagine you spit roasted by 2 angry bears and hung out to dry over a fire pit being prodded with spears
	I can imagine you spit roasted by 2 angry bears and hung out to dry over a fire pit being prodded with spears (, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:54, Reply)
 Yeah it turns out that was bollocks. We even get planned it and everything.
	Yeah it turns out that was bollocks. We even get planned it and everything. Also I'd like to confirm that the child has the luxury of a full cot although a half one would have been better because I'm a miser and that would have been the cheaper option.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:55, Reply)
 Well I for one am very happy for you both
	Well I for one am very happy for you bothKids are great, I mean they ruin everything but still, they're great
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:56, Reply)
 Yeah she's brilliant and has made everything great by ruining everything, who knew eh
	Yeah she's brilliant and has made everything great by ruining everything, who knew eh(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:57, Reply)
 That's the problem, you don't know until until you have one then it's too late
	That's the problem, you don't know until until you have one then it's too late(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:02, Reply)
 I like it best at weekends when the girls are asleep and I get up and watch Netflix in peace
	I like it best at weekends when the girls are asleep and I get up and watch Netflix in peace (, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:04, Reply)
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