I was considering donating my body to medical science when I die.
Thus removing the need for a funeral, etc.
What are YOUR plans for death?

HO HO HO!!!

alt. Any exciting evening plans?
altalt. When do you break up for chrimblepoppymuspoos?
Im in til the 23rd :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 17:36, 147 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

altalt: FINISHED LAST FRIDAY!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 17:39, Reply)

Cunt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 17:48, Reply)

I might get myself a proper job next year.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 17:48, Reply)

Until I phone you Jim.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 17:48, Reply)

I went to a funeral today
Not really relevant to my own plans though, soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 17:52, Reply)

Prolly being buried in one of those biodegradable coffins that turn into a tree.
'Cos I'm environmentally conscious and all that stuff, like.

Alt: Evening plans will involve Steam, DVDs and vodka, like any respectable evening alone.
Altalt: Monday 21st, I have decided. No manager so no notice to give, but not working the week before Christmas seems like the minimum necessary in order to unwind.
( .Yeti., Tue 15 Dec 2015, 17:54, Reply)

I'm in 'til the 24th.
Although I might take the afternoon off. Then it's two weeks of freedom from my annoying colleague. She was singing lines from Walking in a Winter Wonderland today. All day. And not in the correct order. And not necessarily the correct lines, either.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Dec 2015, 18:10, Reply)

I may be forced to kill again...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Dec 2015, 18:22, Reply)

I am not a ho

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 18:17, Reply)

well you aint no virgin, Mary

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 18:22, Reply)

pop me in a bin bag and set me on fire please
alt: chillin wid da famalam homey

altalt: xmas eve innit, then driving to 'the north' in the afternoon, 'well futile' as shithead poster plumdozer might say lol
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 18:28, Reply)

It's not so bad up North m8
well, depending on where you're going.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 18:42, Reply)

it's okay if you surround yourself with rich people like what I do but the natives are fucking savages m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 18:50, Reply)

That Rachel really has upgraded you...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:00, Reply)

Innit yer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:29, Reply)

I finish on xmas eve at 7:30
but I'm only off until Boxing day at 7am.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Dec 2015, 18:42, Reply)

Cremation and scatter the ashes in Snowdonia - after dying of course.
Alt: Chinese meal with G/F and stepdaughter
Altalt: Officially - 24th. Unofficially (as we can't make any orders on our suppliers after this date) - 18th. I don't intend to do a great deal after Friday.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 18:48, Reply)

hot cock fag action

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:05, Reply)

Aren't you dead yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:28, Reply)

evidently not, you irascible old frump

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:35, Reply)

Hey
This tshirt only has milk stains on one side
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:52, Reply)

yeah, THE BACKSIDE!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:53, Reply)

yeti is upset again

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:41, Reply)

What happens when they cut you open and the morgue is flooded by spunk?
Alt: cassoulet
Altalt: never
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:24, Reply)

alright ex-tboh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:38, Reply)

Alright DAD!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:40, Reply)

Yeah that's me alright! We have a nice little baby!! I start every other sentence with 'speaking as a father...' and engage in baby shit chat and stuff!!
You alright?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:42, Reply)

Yeah good thanks, best I've been all year
Back to you and swipe having a baby as if I remember correctly neither of you were al that keen of procreating, also does he/she to sleep if a half cot?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:45, Reply)

It's a real, real-life baby, not a half baby
Monty has met it and can confirm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:49, Reply)

Can you imagine I've posted a picture of a baby orangutang here please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:51, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:52, Reply)

Sofa lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:53, Reply)

And you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:54, Reply)

Our baby is bald like her dad not ginger like her mum.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:56, Reply)

Sofa lol 2: lol larder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:57, Reply)

I can imagine you spit roasted by 2 angry bears and hung out to dry over a fire pit being prodded with spears

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:54, Reply)

Go on...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:55, Reply)

you clearly have more stamina, I'm already there

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:01, Reply)

No red setter jokes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:01, Reply)

Yeah it turns out that was bollocks. We even get planned it and everything.
Also I'd like to confirm that the child has the luxury of a full cot although a half one would have been better because I'm a miser and that would have been the cheaper option.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:55, Reply)

Well I for one am very happy for you both
Kids are great, I mean they ruin everything but still, they're great
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:56, Reply)

Yeah she's brilliant and has made everything great by ruining everything, who knew eh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:57, Reply)

That's the problem, you don't know until until you have one then it's too late

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:02, Reply)

I like it best at weekends when the girls are asleep and I get up and watch Netflix in peace

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:04, Reply)

liquidise my body and pump it hot up someone's arse

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:51, Reply)

someone's my mum's
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 20:52, Reply)

mums'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:00, Reply)

something something joe budden

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:08, Reply)

well futile my niggas!
Yeah, last day is Dec 23 then fancy new job with big payrise starts on Jan 4, only one more exam and I'm fully qualified, Planet Dozertronic is coming up peachy!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:21, Reply)

How much of a pay rise?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:22, Reply)

enough to properly notice

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:24, Reply)

no point boasting unless you put a figure on it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:27, Reply)

"0"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:28, Reply)

£500 quid salary increase, that covers a Northern mortgage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:29, Reply)

m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:31, Reply)

not another actuary

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:28, Reply)

Early finish Christmas Eve is the normal, a couple of hours there to do all my present shopping in

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:10, Reply)

My last day this year is the 17th. GIUY

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:16, Reply)

Hello all,

I've had some experience in the lifestyle over the years, although little experience with online dating so this is fairly new to me. In terms of what I'm like I am a good cook, brew my own beer, swim regularly. I like watching cheesy action films and love the occasional binge watching of netflix. That's a cliche now isn't it, well I liked it before it was cool I used lovefilm to get Tv series through the post!

Nickname is an old university one, I studied psychology... probably should change it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:28, Reply)

Might start showing the birds my blockbuster video card.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 23:05, Reply)