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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Because you touch yourself at night
The baby and I would have had a lovely lie-in, except for some prick setting his alarm for 6am, 90 minutes before he got up, and pressing snooze repeatedly until 7.sodding30 so it went off every 5 minutes. Why does the snooze feature exist? Who uses it??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 9:28, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Meatsnake.
At a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 9:48, Reply)
The sort of prick who's been kept awake all night by a screaming baby?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:00, Reply)
At the moment ours sleeps from about 10pm-8am. I am not sure this is usual for a 3 month old but I am not complaining

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:34, Reply)
She obviously knows what's good for her.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Dec 2015, 12:08, Reply)
That or gin.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 12:11, Reply)
I used it this very morning

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:05, Reply)
I heard that if you snooze you lose.
Bit you appear to have won.

#Ledge
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:40, Reply)

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