I had to get up at 6.45 today, sodding baby woke up when the front door shut behind meatsnake
It's still gurgling away, being all happy and shit, and refusing to go back to SLEEP.

First dead body I saw was my grandad, then my mum, then my grandma

And then the prick that jumped in front of my car from a bridge on the m62. That was not well lol.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 11:10, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Motherhood really becomes you...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 11:11, Reply)

She's found her vocal cords and won't shut up
Typical woman
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 11:12, Reply)

Yeah, well I've been awake since 7pm yesterday.
It may have had something to do with me being in bed for about 36 hours before that though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 11:16, Reply)

Jealous
So very jealous
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 11:26, Reply)

I'm crashing now though :(

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 11:32, Reply)

In a twist on the usual arrangements, I got up at six and forced the kids to wake up before they were ready

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 11:19, Reply)

Any top tips? I could practice on meaty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 11:25, Reply)

Isn't that how you got into this situation in the first place?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 11:28, Reply)

set the alarm for six, the rest should take care of itself

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 11:31, Reply)

Was your car ok?

( Peej, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 12:26, Reply)