Alright?
What has Sunday got in store?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 10:01, 49 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Quiet, innit?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 10:05, Reply)

I have some mates coming over this afternoon
A few beers, some music and a bit of food.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 10:15, Reply)

Classic Sunday.
Carry on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 10:22, Reply)

There is a slight ulterior motive
I need some furniture shifting and it's too heavy for me alone
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 10:28, Reply)

A fair trade of goods and services.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 10:46, Reply)

I think so
I have just stacked the fridge with rather a lot of beer. I fear it may get a tad messy.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 11:00, Reply)

I'm waiting on a reply to a text message from a friend who has been poorly.
In other news, I just walked in to the living room and proudly announced that 'I've done done a fucking massive shit!' - completely unaware that the Doris was on the phone to her mother, discussing the funeral of her aunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 10:24, Reply)

Mrs has taken away my work phone.
Will gaz my new no.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 10:45, Reply)

That's why you didn't reply to me!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 11:58, Reply)

I had two numbers for him, neither of them the right number.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:22, Reply)

probs a full english at the caff in a bit
then some telly probably.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 10:35, Reply)

Good sunday

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 10:50, Reply)

ended up a sunday roast instead
if you don't count the salad on Saturday's burger that's probably the first vegetables I've had in 3-4 days.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 15:10, Reply)

tragic lonely crywank

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 11:34, Reply)

Standard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 11:37, Reply)

infest

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 11:57, Reply)

I had a wank before I got out of bed so I don't think the day has much more in store really.
Dunno why I got up.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:21, Reply)

bi-winning

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:23, Reply)

Because you has jizzy sheets?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:23, Reply)

I shot my muck into the side I don't lie in, I'm not an animal.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:29, Reply)

strikethrough, of beef that I sleep with instead of a wife because I'm a terrifying weirdo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:39, Reply)

Some lad I was mates with at uni had a terrifying flatmate in halls who decided to fill my mates bed with all the meat in the fridge.
When asked why he said it was 'payback' and refused to elaborate what for.

He was later sectioned. The white deadlocked prick.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:43, Reply)

white people with dreadlocks deserve to be gassed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:47, Reply)

You're not wrong.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:51, Reply)

#spacevets

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:54, Reply)

Trying to finish some work
Then decided to come here.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 11:42, Reply)

You're alive then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 11:48, Reply)

Milk, nappies
Lunch with friends

Classic Sunday up north
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 11:59, Reply)

I just channeled my inner McBeef and shat all up the rim of the jobby engine.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:30, Reply)

^unpublished reverend awdry tale discovered

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:40, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:36, Reply)

Alright Dozer

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:38, Reply)

hello Simon, were Bad Company good last nizzle?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah. It was just Vegas but I enjoyed it.
Some bird I used to proper fancy happened to be there; she now has shoulders like a bricklayer.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:46, Reply)

DJ Fresh is a cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:48, Reply)

Aye. Probably had a go on Rita Ora though.
Was it him or Andy C whose dad is Alvin Stardust?

I saw d-bridge in brum years ago. Probably one of the best sets I've been to.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:51, Reply)

Adam F.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:53, Reply)

I've not listened to Kaos in tiiiime

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:55, Reply)

D-Bridge works with Radioactive Man these days

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 13:58, Reply)

I'm not sure I know who that is.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 14:02, Reply)

Keith Tenniswood

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 14:05, Reply)