Morning, homosexualists and cyber bullies!
How is the week shaping up for you? Good, bad, meh?

Thursday plans?

LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 7:43, 44 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

It's my birthday precious.
So I'll be working, drinking heavily and wrestling with Deagol for the one ring.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 8:24, Reply)

Haha I love star wars!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 8:33, Reply)

Captain Picaard was the better captain
I feel.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 8:37, Reply)

captain picard likes pthc
Or am I thinking of someone else?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 8:38, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 8:52, Reply)

Cheers Meaty, 2 hr 18 min and I'm moving to the pub.
I'll work from there with the laptop sending increasingly erratic e-mails
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:41, Reply)

that sounds like an exciting birthday treat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:44, Reply)

Work?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:45, Reply)

I'm saving holiday days
for travel this year. Today will be the barest minimum + many alcohols.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:25, Reply)

I don't work anymore but I still have four holidays planned, this is the life cuntso, this is the life.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:29, Reply)

When are you planning on working again?!

APART FROM YOUR TICKET!!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:51, Reply)

Dunno, working is boring innit. It's better not working.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:57, Reply)

I am floating in the jealous sea
on a raft made of envy.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:09, Reply)

Brexit Eh! Queen Eh! She were hot once! God save our gracious Queen, long love our noble Queen lets leave the EU!

( Peej, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:35, Reply)

Sun front page verbatim?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:45, Reply)

Don't read that mate, I'm a Scouser

( Peej, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:06, Reply)

Daily Mail, then.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:50, Reply)

Don't read that, they're homphobes and I love t3h gayz

( Peej, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:54, Reply)

they love you too hun

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:55, Reply)

IRONY CHK PLS

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:58, Reply)

I dunno pal, the populol page is almost entirely posts where I'm being cyber bullied

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:51, Reply)

Morning bumlord
Bit too much Bunnahabhain last night so today is going to draaaaag.

My plan for today is to squint thoughtfully at a computer monitor and stroke my chin while actually thinking about being spanked by Helen Mirren.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:43, Reply)

^ tggi
Although Gillian Anderson is an acceptable substitute.
(Twangy Rubber, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:53, Reply)

More than acceptable

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:55, Reply)

Hi ho!
It's been an ok week.
It's my Friday today!

Tomorrow Im off for a beard trim, then to see 4 famous drag queens from New York. Hurrah!

I've just had a breakfast barm and I have soup for lunch.

I hope this answers your queries for the week xoxo
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:49, Reply)

*early Friday fives*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:50, Reply)

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

o(*≧□≦)o
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:09, Reply)

is "beard trim" gay slang?
edit: same question about "breakfast barm".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:56, Reply)

no and no

you perv
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:06, Reply)

He so wants you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:08, Reply)

The Wachowski brothers make unconvincing
women, I look forward to the inevitable flurry of YT vids from amateur psychologists talking about transformation and reality and gender studies.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:15, Reply)

A lot of women make unconvincing women too.

( Peej, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:30, Reply)

Caitlyn Jenner y/n?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:38, Reply)

n
to old for me.
( Peej, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:41, Reply)

It's all about James/Lauren Harries
A weird mixture of Simon Garfunkel, ET and Hugh Scully.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:51, Reply)

Not too bad, thanks
Busy as all hell, but can't be helped! Plan for tonight contains watching football, and enjoying a beer or two.

Discovered a cracking ale recently, lovely.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:17, Reply)

The usual pish
With the added bonus that I'm off next week, so I'm on the long and painful wind-down to tomorrow night.

Playing footie with the guys from work in an hour, so it's my weekly opportunity to kick someone's arse and shout abuse at them without being arrested. I recommend it to everyone.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:22, Reply)

Nah, sounds a bit gay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:40, Reply)