Serena Williams eats dog food and then does really well in that tennis thing.
What's the last dodgy thing you had in your mouth, and how did it affect you?

alt. Perfect drinks for hot weather
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:39, 37 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I fell off one of those hover boards once
And I can't remember if I unfriended Tracey or if she's unfriended me.

If she's unfriended me it'll be because she's a big Chelsea supporter, and he got chummy with Louise. Louise looks like a downs syndrome and throws fits all the time, we fell out ages ago
(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:48, Reply)

You know, I've missed our daily episodes of Quintsenders

( Kroney, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:49, Reply)

Vegetarian food
affect=the shits

Alt. Water
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:54, Reply)

peej's peen round the back of the bins, of course
alt: freezing cold pink voddie on ice with freezing cold dc, of course
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:56, Reply)

If "dc" is Diet Coke, then I feel duty bound to point out that cola is never a suitable mixer,
unless you've chosen to drink piss cheap spirits and need to mask their taste.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:09, Reply)

The best mixer is Gin
Mixed with Gin
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:14, Reply)

I like them separately
Vodka on ice and a DC on the side. Vodka and coke together is gross
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:16, Reply)

I'm not used to you being correct in your approach to foodstuffs.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:21, Reply)

AND SO IT BEGINS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:31, Reply)

Broken glass is probably the worst thing to have ever made its way into my mouth.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:10, Reply)

New roses song?
Bit mediocre
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:20, Reply)

Thank you very very very very very very very very very very very much?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:21, Reply)

She means the stone roses
Which is weird because they're all fat, northern and mental, which is nothing like rswipe at all
(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:27, Reply)

i preferred you when you were dead

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:31, Reply)

I prefer wine gums to haribos

(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:32, Reply)

yes but fruit pastilles are better than both

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:40, Reply)

I haven't had fruit pastilles since I was six
Do they still make your tummy funny if you stick them up your bum?
(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:42, Reply)

From a box, like they used to sell at the pictures

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:43, Reply)

i bought one of those at the theatre last week
naively I passed it down the row without opening it first and my nieces and nephew hooned the lot :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:48, Reply)

Send the little cunts to the poorhouse

(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:49, Reply)

they already have to live in essex

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:56, Reply)

I was all for the All Saints comeback (second)
Lovely album
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:34, Reply)

Couldn't agree more. Seminal.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:44, Reply)

LIAR


2.
relating to or denoting semen.
"the spermatozoa are washed to separate them from the seminal plasma
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:55, Reply)

A true return to form

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:37, Reply)

it certainly lacks a pubic hair harp
and hand made zither from reclaimed coffins
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:49, Reply)

New
mediocre

shit
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:49, Reply)

dta

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:29, Reply)

electrolytes, it's what plants crave

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:39, Reply)

I get this reference

( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 13:43, Reply)

I like it when people on the internet declare that modern life is approaching the society seen in Idiocracy.
Almost as much as I enjoy people on the internet who quote Bill Hicks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 May 2016, 14:24, Reply)

1 trick hicks
Did not care for him at all
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 14:36, Reply)

He told people working in marketing to kill themselves!
It never gets old!

_{It got old very quickly.}
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 May 2016, 14:52, Reply)

Did it help her Winalot....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 May 2016, 14:38, Reply)

Maybe it's Iams
m n
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 May 2016, 14:46, Reply)