Been watching Mock the Week again....it's game time.
Bad things to say when mediating a Christian/Muslim conference.
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

SANDNIGGER

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:36, Reply)

Before we begin this mediation
Let us gaze at my giant picture of L Ron Hubbard.
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:38, Reply)

look
you fucking clowns, its the same bloke, why don't you just take all the good bits out of both and be twice as holy, and the crazy radical fundamentalist groups can take all the nasty stuff and be twice as vitriolic andf hateful?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:42, Reply)

!
Tickle Fight!
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:43, Reply)

All
hail the spaghetti monster
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:44, Reply)

Can't we just all come together...
...and kick the shit out of some gays? We all love that don't we?
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)

Was
that a Frankie Boyle answer? (I can hear the Scottish accent now!)
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:48, Reply)

And thanks again to the Satanic Sluts..
For that perform combining the best bits of the bible and the Koran through the medium of pole dancing.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)

Lol me too!
But I don't think it's a Frankie Boyle answer
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)

What if
I draw a picture of Jesus and Mohammed kissing? Will that help?
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Shalom!
Might not go down too well.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:52, Reply)

right
so its cristians 14 muslims 16.

next round, who can eat the most bacon sandwiches while trying to remove a thorn form a very angry lions paw?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:52, Reply)

All
this religion is a bit shit really isn't it?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)

each of you
believes in a different god, as vehemently as the other. Obviously, only one of you is right. We're not getting out of here until you decide.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:59, Reply)

...
Gentlemen, welcome.

Women, what the fuck are you doing here? Get back to the kitchen.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:59, Reply)

...
"Sorry if I shift around a bit, I'm currently auditioning a new choir boy under this table"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)

So, whose imaginary friend do we think is best?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)

We're agreed then.
The Muslim women can ditch the hajib if the Christian women promise to always wear big knickers.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:01, Reply)

Infidels!
Infidels all ... oy, oy, oy when will you never realise neither of you are the chosen ones?

Mazel tov, goys.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:03, Reply)

My Priest
will raise your Iman 4 cardinals and a pope...

where's your prophet now?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:03, Reply)

Ok
Which fucker brought the ticking rucksack?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:04, Reply)

...
Does anyone mind if I take off my robes?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:04, Reply)

Ok now we're all relaxed
let us bathe in the healing light of the sacred crystals...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:10, Reply)

"In the interests of equality
Abdul here has drawn an amusing cartoon of Jesus being fellated by a pig!"
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:39, Reply)

I think this age old religious war can be settled better...
...if we all took off our pants.
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:42, Reply)

*scouse accent*
Calm down! Calm down!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:58, Reply)

So...
who fancies a drink?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:06, Reply)

I find
your lack of faith disturbing...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:06, Reply)

"Don't worry, I'm not Jewish
Look, look here - see? I've still got my foreskin..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:07, Reply)

the band was
shawaddywaddy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Well, since we're ripping off the MTW stars
Muslims....Christians....I bring you here to ask you one simple question. Are you looking for cheaper car insurance?
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:28, Reply)

So.......
Who is into safe sects?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)

Break time now guys ...
Bacon rolls , lager and virgins available in the canteen
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:12, Reply)