Probably a bit early
But who wants what for Christmas?
(GONEism, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:12, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You.
In my stockings.


.

Actually, I might just settle for a nice bottle of wine.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)

I want Santa to bring me
proper copper-wire internet so I don't have to browse on my phone any more.

And hair clippers.

And maybe the promise of some sex within the next twelve months. Not with Santa though, that would just be wrong.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:15, Reply)

I want to make the final leap home
..although I'll settle for some Blundstones - fucking kickass rockstar/cowboy boots, handmade in Tasmania, that I've been after for a while. Cost near a hundred quid but will easily last 15 years and look the bizzle.
(lost, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:19, Reply)

I doubt I'd fit in your stockings
And I wouldn't want to rip them trying. That's not the spirit of Christmas :-P
(GONEism, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:20, Reply)

A doll, a drum and a kick up the bum!
or a punch bag
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:22, Reply)

For Christmas I want to be somewhere else.
With my knickers around my ankles and a big grin on my face.




And a tangerine.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)

I want
an Xbox 360 Elite & a 50" 1080p TV, a new laptop, some Bowers & Wilkins speakers and a Mercedes W123 or W124 300 or 320D. Not much eh?

I'd settle for having my (ex) girlfriend back though :(
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)

@BGB
I really hope those two things aren't related?
(GONEism, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)

Monica Belucci
or the pink one from Mew Mew Power would do for me, thanks.

I've been good all year, I promise.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:39, Reply)

I couldn't think of anything...
So I've told the missus to find me the rudest possible apron she can possibly get her mitts on.

Fancy a laugh!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:41, Reply)

@Swordfishtrombone.
The tangerine is for the vitimin C to keep my strength up : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Christmas?
I want a shotgun.
That'd be awesome.
( Cawl, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:49, Reply)

thirty grand
and a bottle of courage would do very nicely, thank you.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:50, Reply)

I'd be happy with a new laptop
So I can play WoW on the move...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:55, Reply)

Thinking about it
I'll probably treat myself to an icon for Christmas.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:05, Reply)

I would like 3 things please
1) A new liver. heavy weekend. whimper

2) The Watchmen film not to be shit, please please please

3) A plate of scones. oh and a side order of Warmfuzzyfeeling covered in jam and cream.
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:17, Reply)

I'm waiting for the christmas bash..
..so I can burst in and mow everyone down with my uzi.
(lost, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:22, Reply)