i have cookies
what do you have?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:49, 14 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Plenty of elastic bands
And the back of someone's head only 10 feet away.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:51, Reply)

AIDS
...not really.
(GONEism, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)

HAIRY BALLS

and low self-esteem
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)

I've got
A can of petrol.
A box of matches.
And a bad idea.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)

I've got some bolt cutters in my hand...
the smell of aviation fuel spells a romantic plan
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)

I have
Welsh cakes!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)

Not so much a dose of clap
as a hefty round of applause...

*itches*


May contain lies.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:01, Reply)

Dairylea and Frazzles baguette
and no, I ain't sharing!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:37, Reply)

I have wrinkles : (
.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:41, Reply)

I have
crippling (diagnosed) Asperger's
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:44, Reply)

I have a bottle of tap water and a load of numbers that don't quite behave the way I want them to
Plus in about ten minutes' time, I've got to look after a visiting speaker.

He's a chemist.

And German.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:49, Reply)

I have
Tea. Proper teapot tea as well, with tea leaves which is good, cos I got a sleep shift tonight, and an early. And all they have is teabags, which I don't like so much
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:49, Reply)

I have
a hangover
(hutchers, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 13:16, Reply)

a turtle head
just popping out. **Grabs newspaper and waddles out of office**
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 5:11, Reply)