An evening thread
and I swear I'll probably get bored of this poll script before long...





Pull up a blanket and keep yourself warm during these cooler times.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:28, 77 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So having finished work at three
I'm a bit pissed now. $deity bless alcomahol.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:35, Reply)

hello
It got all echoey in the morning thread there for a while... I think I scared them off.

I didn't mean to! Honest!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:40, Reply)

...
Can I have some of your cider please?

Only coz I think I need something to get me through the next hour and a half.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:42, Reply)

I'll swap it for steak and cookies.
promise
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:43, Reply)

boss is back
Oooh oooh gotta go....

Byesy bye!!! Enjoy the alcofrolicking!!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:44, Reply)

We have some Strongbow
left over from acrenne staying the other weekend - or I can offer red wine?

*shares nicely*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:44, Reply)

*smooshes ancrenne*
Tis the Strongbow we got in for you, lovey. Care for a pint?

*goes to find blackcurrant cordial*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:52, Reply)

*clinks glasses*
Cheers pet!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)

I feel kinda guilty
coming back from a shower and shave *sobs* to break up your moment... but here I am!

Haven't been on at the same time as Tourette's for... ever?

*bounces*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:10, Reply)

'ning all
did I hear mention of cider?

Not been here for aaaaaages. How are you all?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:13, Reply)

*smooshes No3L*
Phew - am I glad you're back! I thought I'd cunted the thread in the fuck already - was wondering if that was a record?

Now honey, red wine or cider?

*goes for a clean glass*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:15, Reply)

Wow...
Tourette's AND TWW at the same time and my fecking battery is running out!

*quickly hands out lollipops and small east-African idols*

Edit: christ... cider please! Although I'm not sure I should drink much more :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:17, Reply)

Hullo TWW!
Strongbow ok for you petal?

goes for another clean glass*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:18, Reply)

oooooooh.... thank you for the lolly!
anyone for a *sandwich*? ;o)

What kind of battery do you need No3L?

*gets distracted by pretty colours changing*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:20, Reply)

Ooo Strongbow
lovely ta, I don't need a glass. Give me a mug with a handle - it's safer!

Been awfully hard *cough* to get on *cough* recently. Our PC was having problems and I had to fight the girls for a shot of the laptop.

all fixed now. Thank dog. Talking of dogs, I came across *cough* this earlier and it made me laugh til I nearly wee'd.

whichendbites.wordpress.com/2008/11/10/whats-the-difference/
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:25, Reply)

k800i Sony Ericsson styleee.
I've got my charger now, so it's considerably less important :)

I'm wondering if I should order a kebab delivery, or put some meat in the oven. Decisions, decisions.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:28, Reply)

Put meat in the oven
you don't want elephant leg when you're sober, surely? Yeeeeeeeuch.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:30, Reply)

^ hehe
Like it :o)

Excuse me temporarily, I need a poo.....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:30, Reply)

Scuse me while I hijack our computater
The missus has just gone for a shite, so I thought I'd pop in and say hello.

*Hello*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:36, Reply)

Hellooooooo DG
I thought of you earlier - I was watching (well okay drooling over) a certain C Eccleston as the Doctor. Mmmmmmmmmm.

How be you?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:41, Reply)

I has borked thread again
Hasn't I?

*EDIT* No I hasn't! Hello Witchy, I is good, ta.

Eccleston should have done another series in my humble geeky opinion.

How's you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:41, Reply)

no you hasn't
how the heck does he make the colours at the top keep changing? I'm not clever enough.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:41, Reply)

Dunno
Must be some young geeky intermeweb technogoly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:43, Reply)

Aaaaah
being neither young nor geeky, I'll just admire it. Agree with you on Eccleston. He was fab. I used to be terrified of the Daleks as a kid, and they still make me a bit tense now. For him, though, yeah, I'd take them on.

I is good. Just been to parents night and got a fabby report on our youngest. Takes after her mum, of course!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:47, Reply)

The poll script
changes colour willy-nilly, sorry.

Heh. Willy.

I think I might have to give up for t'evening, I'm a bit sozzled.

Have a good one folks!

*bounces away*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:50, Reply)

Bye No3L
*waves*

*moons*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:52, Reply)

I saw that!
:)

*waves*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:56, Reply)

Bye No3L!
*waves*

Hope you END UP with some NICE MEAT ;o)

xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Evening all
How are my lovelies this fine evening?

I'm much better than I was earlier, and I've eaten a bril Spag Bol which I made myself.

It didn't even poison anybody, yet. ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:09, Reply)

Oh Noes Thread Killer
All this talk of food had caused the thread to get all sleepy.

*sads*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:16, Reply)

Hi Dok
we had spag bol as well. My daughter made it (and a tremendous mess as well) and it was all of teh luvverly.

Took me twenty minutes to clean the hob, but hey ho. Nobody's perfect.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:16, Reply)

That's good
That somebody else cooked, not the cleaning up bit.

I just wish I had somebody that would let me experiment in the kitchen, or cook for me for a change!

Don't get me wrong I love cooking, but I get fed up doing the same old things all the time.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:21, Reply)

gaz me your address
and I'll put the girl on the next train. I'll warn you, though, she hogs the internet access, the TV remote, the telephone and the bathroom.

Very polite and chatty though. Makes lovely cakes, too. God bless standard grade home economics!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:24, Reply)

I've had one of my favorite meals tonight.
Fresh spaghetti with tinned crab, parsley, garlic, bread crumbs and chilli flakes. Add some salt and lemon juice and Bob's your auntie.

I could eat that till it came out my ears.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:25, Reply)

Well, been lovely chatting
but I have to go and supervise bath and bed time now. You'd think my husband would be able to manage ...... just kidding.

My youngest gets in the bath and has a high old time playing, but completely forgets to wash! I do confess to having a wee shot of the bath toys myself from time to time ... but the ones she had when she was littler were more fun!

*hugs* for everyone
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:30, Reply)

My god
How I would love that, somebody else to cook, my brother to clean, I'd be in hog heaven.

Cakes are the one thing I've never got the hang of.

But I don't tink my brother would like it, he can be a bit fussy.

But as I tell him he never cooks to piss off, and then I still end up cooking the same stuff.

My address is;
Herr Doktor Lemminge
The Secret Lair
Hollowed Out Volcano Island
Someplace Secret

EDIT Hi BGB, that sounds all of teh lully!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:30, Reply)

Evening Dok
How goes it? I noticed that thread borking is becoming contageous...

*gouges eyes out*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:32, Reply)

Eveng DG
It has hasn't it. I'm good now, had a bit of the sad earlier but I was put straight.

How are you and the Sweary One?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Evening all!
I've been out up in town for a few drinks and am now back in camberwell.

How are we all this fine evening?
(bill, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:46, Reply)

Up town for a few drinks
You lucky man you. How's tricks?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:48, Reply)

Tricks are down a bit
In this economy it's hard for us struggling gigolos to make a living.

I had a couple in the Yorkshire Grey and am now happily ensconsed in the Funky Munky! :-)

How's youz?
(bill, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Dok
OK, thanks. About to go and nom some nommy fresh pasta then watch the last 2 episodes of Buffy series 3...

It's like painting the Forth bridge - get to end of series 7, then repeat... We're onto the fifth viewing now.

Or we may do series 1 - 5 of Angel, then start Buffy again

*EDIT* 'lo Bill. Or Phil. Or whatever you're calling yourself these days.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:58, Reply)

Bill
I know what you mean man, this is hurting us all!

DG I bet it's all of teh lully. It seams to be pasta night for everybody!

Well I'm staying away from Buffy atm, got it all, and I really should start watching it again. ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Hi Davros!
I really shouldn't be suprised when no-one recognises a lyric from an late 60s psychedelic rock song.

You can carry on calling me Bill. :-)

All this talk of pasta is making me think I really should go and get some food.
(bill, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:14, Reply)

Thread killer :p
So what have I missed?

I read Tourette's post on getting a new tattoo and was looking for a pic of an abstract heart tattoo I found ages ago.

I failed.

I then tried to draw it.

Epic fail.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)

Hi Badger *hugs*
Did you have pasta for you're diner? It seams like everybody else did.

An abstract heart tattoo, could be good, but it would depend on how abstract.

I'll have to wait till some time after xmas to get my phoenix, this makes me sad:(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:40, Reply)

It was semi abstract :p
You could tell it was a heart!

I had chilli con carni. nom nom nom nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah that could be all of good
Chilli con carni, phew, at least not everybody in B3taland is on the same wavelength

So how have you been since last we talked :)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:43, Reply)

Not too bad
Apply for lots of jobs - CHECK
Think of more places to try tomorrow - CHECK
Snuggle up in bed - Still to do

And that will be checked soon! I should really go take my contacts out though my eyes are tired and twitchy!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:45, Reply)

Then go take them out
God I'm full of telling people what to do today! I don't know just what's wrong with me.

Snuggling up in bed sounds all of teh lully. I may just have to join you figuratively of course. Don't lknow why but I'm kind of tired today, maybe I should sleep before two in the morning when I have to get up at six!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:50, Reply)

Ningly, ningly nings
How're we all this fine and wonderous evening?

Only one day of fucking work to go before I have a glorious 5 day weekend (after working stoopid amounts) and I can be plugged into t'interweb.

Brucy bonus is that I've managed to accrue a disgusting amount of expense claims and haven't had a beer in 5 days ..... Yay for sobriety and filthy lucre!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:55, Reply)

Hey Swan
Bed is full of win Dok :)

I am going to rewhore myself to the agencies tomorrow. Fecking useless agencies *gwumble gwumble*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:57, Reply)

Hi Swanny
Not too shabby, abut boo on the lack of beer, you'll have to sort that out sharpish.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:59, Reply)

Hi TGB
Sorry, didn't read above and posted blindly .... Rather insensitive of me. I hate agencies, when I had to use them I found them to be ineffectual fuckwits who would gladly bleed an orphan for a quid. A necessary evil though.

Hey Dok, I'm quite enjoying it really .... I've not woken up with a raging headache and the taste of what appears to be gerbil shit in my mouth.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)

haha that's ok Swan
You're on my list of people who have to buy me a pint now though :p

If you didn't dip your cock in it either that would be grand.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:02, Reply)

What? Not allowed to use my special pint stirrer?
Ah go on, I'll stand by my debt - No cock stirring though.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:04, Reply)

Swanny
Good, I like waking up without a hangover as well, it's fun.

Badger You are right, I heart Bed, but my room is cold and I've nobody to snuggle with :(

Not all agencies are bad, I've never had a good experience, but I know people who have.

EDIT Swanny don't use your knob like that, it's a waste of a pint.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:08, Reply)

The bit I like
is the abilty to sit in irritating smugness at those who imbibed the night before and the feeling of righteousness when I watched drunken hoons staggering through Hillsborough as I drove home the other night :D

My bed is looking seriously attractive atm. Bed is fucking good.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:14, Reply)

It is fun
watching drunken folks when you're sober, and then again the next morning when they cannot function properly.

Agency staff are on my list of people I want to "Stab in the Eye".
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:17, Reply)

Very true
After years of being the comedy drunk I now rather like the feeling of being the only sensible person in the room.

Possibly a QOTW? "Fuckers who you'd like to stab in the eye". No points for Peter Sutcliffe ... He's bindun :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:21, Reply)

That's a fine
QOTW, I'd have a shedload of answers for that one.

I too have been the comedy drunk, it's fun at the time, but then again you don't realise that a lot of folks are just taking the piss most of the time. I try not to be now though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:25, Reply)

Aye
It's not good. Everyone think's they're hi-fuckin'-larious when they're drunk but in fact are invariably a social millstone.

On that cheery note I'm scuttling off to bed. Have fun ones people and I'll catch you after work tomorrow. Nighty night.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)

Evening all
I'm taking a break from studying to transfer The Who's discography onto my MP3 player. Aaaages to go. What's everyone up to?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Hey Becky!
Long time no see :)

I'm playing dumb internet games woos!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:59, Reply)

Hi Becky
How's tricks? Ooo the Who Discography, I don't have a lot of them :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Ooh, don't share them with me
I need no further procrastination time tonight :)

I've had them for ages Herr Dok, but have only just gotten around to uploading them all and transferring them. I seem to be doing a lot of filing this week as it's pretty quiet at work, so I might as well listen to something awesome!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:07, Reply)

That's a good plan
I wish I could listen to musicat work, even when I've got nothing to do.

Stupid rule!

OK my bed calls, and I just can't resist. See you all soon, like tomorrow.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:11, Reply)

Evenin'
I've just come back from Tai Chi and posted this.

How's everyone?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Sadly I never have nothing to do
so I invoke the music of my choice rule when I have to do boring stuff :)

I'm off to bed in a bit, just got to finish last unit of study.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:17, Reply)

'night HDL
* gives beckx the hug of good studying *

@TGB: You can share them with me if you want.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:21, Reply)

Hey Spak
It's this
www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=35689

It's evil. And is killing my computer a bit on the latter levels!

HOw's you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:38, Reply)

Hi Badgerkins
* hugs *

Am fine thanks. Thanks to my Tai-Chi classes, I don't get to eat anything until late on Tuesdays so I'm having my dinner now.

Will try out the game later.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:45, Reply)

Wow
It can't be good for you though eating this late :(

*hugs back*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:49, Reply)

.
It probably isn't, but I'll be up for another hour or so. I usually avoid eating before any physical activity. I just wish the class started an hour earlier so I can head straight from the office.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:57, Reply)