Crikey
I think I'm getting bored of the internets.

I've spent the last 3 days in work doing nothing but browsing and have seen everything, probably twice...

I think I need a new job.

Or, some new exciting things to look at!?
(gin'll fix it, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

go back
to the first B3ta newsletter and look at the links.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:56, Reply)

Been doing this recently,
but a lot of them are out of date and just get 404s...

Cheers though!
(gin'll fix it, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:01, Reply)

*flashes boobs*
That exciting enough for you?







Sorry, I must remember I'm Auntie Blouse and not Madame Blouse.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:03, Reply)

Wow, BGB's boobs
:O

We need more of this on b3ta.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, Reply)

I'm not sure b3ta
could handle BGB's boobs. I think they'd break the internet.
(GONEism, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:09, Reply)

Just
thinking about BGBs boobs sometimes breaks my willy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:10, Reply)

@Al
Sometimes thinking about your willy breaks my willy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:13, Reply)

Nothing
could break BGBs willy, it's far too big and hard.

And throbbing.

And veiny.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)

@gin'll fix it
Google 'GIGANTACOCK'

I think we'd all love to see BGB's big, veiny, indestructible cock willy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:17, Reply)

I don't normally
see it much as I like to maintain eye contact with BGB while I'm fellating it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:20, Reply)

Does BGB
have a small, camp, masturbation addict friend called William?
(GONEism, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:20, Reply)

I don't have friends....
Just bitches.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:23, Reply)

This thread
and most of the threads on here have been really unfair lately. It's been nearly nine weeks since I got any, and I'm constantly feeling horny, all this talk of BGB's cock and orgies with the lady b3tans doesn't help!

Thank christ Mrs monkeysex is coming round next week.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:23, Reply)

Now I can understand
anyone getting the raging horn at the thought of all the lovely b3taladies accidently spilling soapy water over themselves and having to take off their wet things to dry and then while they are sitting around in their underwear someone suggest having some wine and then maybe a game of truth or dare, and eventually things move on to spin the bottle and after a while things become less inhibited and the underwear all comes off and, oh sorry Bert, are you okay there?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)

@Bert
Pfft! nine weeks.


TRY 4 FUCKING MONTHS AND THEN COME BACK TO ME AND START WHINGING!!!!!


*goes to take cold shower*
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:29, Reply)

@al
You're mean.

BGB, you're old, you don't get horny (actually that's a lie, women in their late thirties to early forties go crazy for cock), but I have an absurdly over-active sex drive, I literally need to fuck or eventually it'll come off in my hand.

EDIT Oh, and during my two year marriage, I had sex a total number of zero times. Fortunately I made up for it as soon as I realised what a cunt she was.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:31, Reply)

pfft amatuers
up until march this year?

6½ years.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)

4 months (at least) here too
and I have immense lust for a bloke at work.

*gnaws desk*
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)

Currently at
eighteen months I think. Win.

Although I might get some tomorrow night :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)

@Halfy
It doesn't count if your single. Try being in a relationship and not getting any for months at a time.


*goes for another cold shower*
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:32, Reply)

I'm going to break the cycle
by fucking you all.

Now, bend over please.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:51, Reply)