It's the weekend and there is a new series of IT Crowd starting today.

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:59, 112 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Woo
I love the IT crowd!
How's you Mrs L?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:01, Reply)

Yay?
It's as if they took the BOFH and removed the malevolence, not as fun but it'll still end up in the download queue tomorrow!

How are we all this fine Friday evening?
(bill, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:23, Reply)

BOFH?
*boggles*

*waves madly at Bill*

hehe I am reading it on the register now :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:26, Reply)

Knocks on thread door
Lucky Heather Dearie?

Watching teh mentalist. Anyone seen that. It's OK
(sirolimus, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:33, Reply)

Hello Charles dear
How the devil are you?

No I haven't seen it and IMBd'ing it shows I have never even heard of it or anyone in it!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:36, Reply)

I am peachy
It's alright. I can't take a serious programme called the mentalist seriously though. How's things going with you.
(sirolimus, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:40, Reply)

Evening
I'm watching Doctor Who! I'm also feeling like I'm coming down with a cold :(

How's everybody else tonight?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:40, Reply)

Thread Killer
Dons Hat.

My cold has killed the thread just like the Dinosaurs!

*sad*

*cries*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)

Sorry chaps
started a tread and then buggered off to have dinner.
In my defence it is hotdog and chips night.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:51, Reply)

You really need to stop killing threads
Are you still wearing the hat?

Well, I've lost the last 4 and a half hours of my life to this guitar already. What a night.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:51, Reply)

Hi Mrs Bin
Food is a good reasonn to drop out of a thread.

I had steak pie, tatties and veg, yum.

Yes I'm still wearing the hat, I take it that you love your new guitar!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:53, Reply)

*saves the thread*
I was... erm... reading
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:06, Reply)

*Waves Madly Back*
Enjoy The Bastard, he's been my hero for a while now! While not quite that evil I can admit to using some of his ideas throughout my working life!

I'm on the tube home to the pub, how are all my lovely b3tans tonight?
(bill, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:08, Reply)

Hi Bill
I'm coming down with a cold :( and am thusly sitting here all snuggly.

Hi Badger, what you "reading"?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:12, Reply)

erm...
a book... Might want to avoid the bed for a while though I spilt some water on it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:13, Reply)

A "book"
It must have been very exciting if it made you spill your "water". ;)

I hate having colds, they make me feel all meh.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:16, Reply)

Yes it was.
Colds are rubbish *hugs*

I was sneezing a lot yesterday but I feel quite a lot better today *zings*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:17, Reply)

I had one
a couple of weeks back as well, I don't think I got over it properly,, and with not sleeping much this week, it's just come back.

Glad you're feeling chipper though. How was lunch?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)

T'was
nice thanks :) Lab was mean about my mushroom soup though :(

It was nommy though, he knows nothing! And Kaol is coming to see me tomorrow :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Mushroom soup.
It's the second best soup after Tomato, lab knows nothing!

Kaol is great, I like him, he's a laugh. :)

I wish I had mushroom soup now. :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:28, Reply)

Kaol's doing more England-travelling?
Quite the week for him.

I've managed to put down my guitar, and pick up a pack of sweets instead. I feel I'm making progress.

And yes Dok, I love it.

Anyone got any fun plans for the weekend?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:29, Reply)

*brings dok mushroom soup*
Hey PoD. I have a Kaol with me this weekend so my plans are to try and make sure he doesn't kill anyone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:31, Reply)

Good for you PoD
Swapping your guitar for sweets, it's the way forward!

Getting Kaol to not kill anybody is quite easy, he just needs the right quantity of booze.

*noms soup*

Omnomnomnomnom

Thanks honey, this is lovely.

EDIT Hahs, I've just heard the line "Zombie Ninja Panda Bears" LOL
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:36, Reply)

evening all
How is everyone?
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Evening Never
Not bad except for a cold.

How's your fine self?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:44, Reply)

Wow TGB
I've never found the BOFH quite that exciting! ;-)

Also, Mushroom soup rocks and so does Kaol!
(bill, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:46, Reply)

Evening Dok
Yeah I gots a cold too.

Real ale and Iboprofen soon sorted that out...

I'm buzzin like a fridge here
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:46, Reply)

Hey peeps!
I've not read BOFH for a good while - Might have to revisit El Reg for a bit, Do I qualify now I no longer work iin IT?

What a glorious day. I have slobbed, I have eaten rubbish food and there is a distinct chance of sexy tiem later on.

*Dances the dance of the potentially laid*
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Neithe have I Bill
It made her spill her "water", and now I can't get into bed ;(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:47, Reply)

hahahahah
Well they say women love a bastard so ;)

Hey Never right :)
and swan!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:47, Reply)

I've been reading
the thread of the "Ugly Married People" pictures from the newsletter.

Unsurprisingly the original poster is not the man in the pictures.

They are real people who posted their wedding pictures online somewhere and now they have become an internet Meme.

Both their myspace pages have been found and they are really quite upset, as you can imagine.

I feel a bit bad for laughing now.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:48, Reply)

Hey Badger
How you doing?

Swan You lucky lucky man...wish I was out of it

(oh yeah I am....what I meant was out of IT)
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:49, Reply)

Never
No real ale for me tonight I'm afraid, but yeah that's the best cure I know.

Swanny, evening dude, grat on the sexytiem chance, hell yeah read it!

EDIT So that's why I don't get anywhere! I'm too nice for my own good. *cries*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:50, Reply)

Dok
Speckled Hen ON TAP...

It is FULL of win
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:53, Reply)

Hello Mrs bin
Hope you are well.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:54, Reply)

there there dok *pats head*
I am going to love and leave you all and watch some tv :)

*hugs and snogs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:54, Reply)

Aaarrrggghhh
Never Right, with this beer you are tempting me. Damn it I wish there was a pub near me, well one that I wouldn't be stabbed for going into!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Bye Badger
Maybe see you later.

*Hums Ivy Song*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Evening all!
Sorry I've not been around of late, Warcraft is terribly addictive. Still, it's better than smoking. Tonight, I have a large bottle of Bailey's, courtesy of Sainsbury's for £10. Steal! You lot have any plans for the weekend? Tomorrow, I'm hooking up with BK, his brother, himjim and Lusty and bimbling round Leeds for a few hours. I wonder if I can inveigle them into a pub... still, a good day. Sunday, chillout. Monday, burning things! Say hoorah for the three-day weekend...

/sorry that was a little epic!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:57, Reply)

Night Night Badger
......

This pub is great Dok...Its got 13 real ale pumps...count it......THIRTEEN...they even had a free hog roast on last weekend..
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:58, Reply)

@ never-right
You must tell me more of this pub.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:00, Reply)

Evening Never-Right
Have we met?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:01, Reply)

Bin...
We may have spoken before...not much tho..

Piston... Tis a great public house...7 always on and 6 for guest ales..

AND its only a 2, yes, TWO minute walk from my house...
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:02, Reply)

And where is this pub?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)

I'm afraid
I'm going to slope off now.

Have fun all!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)

Piston
Leeds pub = the Scarborough (next to teh station).

It is full of win. And nice beer.

In other news, I'm off to a 40th birthday party tomorrow night. It's fancy dress.

I have a long coat.

And a long multi-coloured scarf.

A wing collar shirt and a waistcoat. And have just bought a fedora.

Can you guess who I'm going as...?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Never
Just where is this heavenly pub you tempt us with?

Piston, Hi, yes I think that they can be enticed into a drinking establisment.

Hi again Mrs Bin.

Damn DG I've got that scarf as well! Hi there.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)

2 mins
On shank's pony from my gaff....

No, sorry its in the west mids mate...Lye to be precise

here have a linky i found www.theshovelinn.co.uk/aboutus.htm
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)

@ Davros
Dr Who
AICMFP
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:07, Reply)

Let me guess...
Does he have a medical degree?

@ Davros- cheers fella!

/edit @ never-right

You claim your fifty punches?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Fuck Yeah
Bring em On
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:09, Reply)

@ never-right
Hmmm, beware me at bashes. I may do this. Or just write "I am a gay cunt horse" on your arm in permanent marker. Or draw a large cock and balls on your face as I once did to someone who was pissing me off (they were passed out).
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:10, Reply)

Sorry
Didnt mean to piss you off there...

When I said fuck yeah it was in more of a Team America worl police kind of a Fuck Yeah!

Thats kind of hard to convey thru the medium of text..
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:14, Reply)

@ never-right
Not annoyed at all. Just my usual bash antics.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:15, Reply)

Thats
Alright then...lol

Im down with that..........

*makes mental note to attend a bash*
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, Reply)

never-right..
funnily enough, you're bang on the nose with your guess.

Odd that...

Hi Dok! mine's a lovingly knitted by Tourette's job, so it's unique. Kind of a hybrid classic TB scarf and burgundy outfit job.

Matches my coat's lapels a treat!

Am off now - may see ya'll later.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)

Here
Endeth the thread..
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:41, Reply)

I'm still here
And I thinketh we have not met never-right. Hello there.

Euch, that was a banana sweet. Yuck.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:43, Reply)

Ha
PoD got a banana sweet!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:50, Reply)

That's not nice Dok
And I just managed to get another one :(

I've resorted back to the guitar. Meh.

Up to anything fun this weekend Doktor?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)

greetings
and saultations POD.

hope your well.

Teh rale ale it taketh its toleth.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:09, Reply)

Sorry about that
I was majorly distracted by the TV.

No PoD I'm up to nothing this weekend, I'll probably been in here for far too long.

If you don't like banana sweets why buy them?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:27, Reply)

So...
Who's here?

*yawns*
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)

It's a bag of Jelly Beans
But not proper ones, cheap ones. So they're full of banana-y crap ones.

IT crowd just made me do many laughs.

Hey Kaol. Fun evening of curry, guitar and beer last night?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:30, Reply)

How do you know that?
:|
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)

I saw it the other day on the day thread
You said you were looking forward to it.

Yeah, that sounds about right. No stalking here.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Oh!
Er... As it turned out, I ended up smoking some of my mate's "super-weed", and passing out next to the toilet.

*sighs*
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:39, Reply)

IT Crowd
was very good. Making good use of Matt Berry this time.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:39, Reply)

I enjoyed it Mrs Bin
Sounds like quite the night K :S

Whatever floats your boat.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)

It wasn't good,
It was the wrong thing to have done.

Especially when I woke up this morning to my mate kicking me in the ribs, saying "Time to drive to Cumbria"...
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:43, Reply)

kaolykins!
*hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Kaol
I real that as "Time to drive to Columbia"
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:48, Reply)

Woo!
Hello Ms. TGB!

I've just looked up train times, I'll be there at 11:15, or 11:55.

Depends if I make the 8:09 train, or if I get the 8:39 :p
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:50, Reply)

woo lie in for me then!
I may head to bed now though *yawns*

I've had a busy day gallivanting! See you tomorrow woo!

See everyone else later!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:52, Reply)

Yes!
I'll see you tomorrow!
Just look for somebody at the station who looks like a 1920's journalist :p

Night :D
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:54, Reply)

Hello again
I'm being lazy tonight, I can't be arsed to do anything.


EDIT Kaol a 1920s journo?

Who are you and what have you done with Kaol?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:56, Reply)

It's my latest "Look".
*grins*

The Kaol Black look is so last week.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:00, Reply)

A change of look?
How novel.


Also, look up Yamaha EZ AG Kaol, I bought one today.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:02, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's awesome!
I'll stick to playing bass though :p
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Well
Just wait till you see me next Friday, it should make you laugh!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:08, Reply)

I'm looking forward to it, Dok :D
I'm really tired now.
But I kinda wanna play Fallout...
I need life-advice.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:09, Reply)

It does bass sounds too
And a piano sound. All round awesomeness.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:10, Reply)

Oh, well that's pretty cool!
*thumbs up*

I'm playing a few songs at Pooflake and Captain Placid's gig tomorrow night :D
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:12, Reply)

Kaol
Go out and kill some prostitutes! How's that for Life-Advice!

PoD, I've a bass for making bass noises, and a theremin for making strangled cat noises as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:13, Reply)

Nah, I'm too tired
For killin'.

I've got a couple of basses, but I'm gonna be getting another one soon.
Electro-acoustic.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Oooo, I likes acoustic basses
They sounds the nice.

I have a bass for bass sounds too, but you can never have too many.

I have also just received an e-mail back from freecycle about my wanting a drumkit post. Off to read it, I shall return soon.

edits - read it, and it said this:

Hi, I am sorry I cant offer what you need but I would be interested In
your electric set if it does work for you.
Would you let me know some details?

No, I did not say I was getting rid of my electric kit, and especially if I'm not getting an acoustic kit from you to replace it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:19, Reply)

Hey 'crenne
Are you well?

The rubbish, loud, late night guitarists are back upstairs. Grr.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:24, Reply)

Ancrenne!
I is here.

Planning on heading to bed soon though.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:25, Reply)

IT Crowd
Was good indeed. I feel that they have written to Matt Berry's strengths this time.

Mr Bin also enjoyed spotting the geeky items in the background.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:33, Reply)

It was fine indeed
I'm not bad, had a much better week workwise than I thought I was going to. Took the whole of this evening off from work, and going to get stuff done tomorrow during the day, then have a whole zero plans for the evening. Rock 'n' roll, eh?

No, no it's not rock or roll.

How are you these wintery days?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:35, Reply)

I've not really seen any sunsets recently
I am liking the cold weather the last couple of days though. I hope the rain forecast for Sunday is in fact snow. That would be many awesomes.

I've finally put my guitar away for the evening.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Hey hey hey
any one aroudn?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:45, Reply)

Yay
I am drunk.

How are you?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:47, Reply)

Crap film everytime
Every single time.

Hey Zap.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:47, Reply)

Crap
films

are good.

Iam watching the wonderful Zombie Strippers.

Yay
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:48, Reply)

Hey ancrenne :)
I'm pretty much asleep on the keyboard now, fuckin' knackered, so I'm gonna go now.
More business ahead of me this weekend, got an early start tomorrow.
So, yeah, best get some sleep, I seem to be lacking that lately.
Bye!
( Cawl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:49, Reply)

I think
I shall sing.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:50, Reply)

Not sure
I may decide to go for something classic, such as tipperary. or possibly something such as paranoid by black sabbath.

Life is semi-sweet. Women are semi-evil. Cider is amazingly good as always.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)

No
tis not you that is evil. I have a specific young lady in mind. She is evil.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:58, Reply)

'ning
Oh it's nearly bedtime but couldn't head off without saying goodnight to my favourite pantrepreuner...

If it's cold you want, I went to Asda before and there were shards of ice on the cars in the carpark. True fact!

*goes for bike shed in teh freezing cold dressed in nought but shorts and t-shirt*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:59, Reply)

Night ancrenne
Hey DG. I love going out in t'cold, for a walk or a cycle or a drive. Good stuffs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:01, Reply)

Thread borking time...
Again.

Night all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:15, Reply)