Evening All


And how are we all tonight?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:40, 163 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not bad, Mrs Bin-Dweller
And yourself?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:45, Reply)

I am good thanks
I'm actually going to have to get out of bed and go to work tomorrow morning.
I don't think I can cope!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:55, Reply)

Yay!
Two of my favourite B3tans. *grin*
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:57, Reply)

Greetings
Have almost recovered from the flu. Hope to be back at work tomorrow, but just in case, am staying away from my Tai Chi class tonight.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:59, Reply)

I'm busy ordering
stickers and the like for school. I can have personalised stampers. Oh the temptations!

www.primaryteaching.co.uk/primaryteaching/personalise.php
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)

I'm a little better
my stupid fever has broken so I can start eating again! Don't think I have eaten properly in about 3 days. My nose is streaming still though. I look dead sexy.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:07, Reply)

Can you have a stamper
that says "Mrs Liveinabin says you must try harder" on it? And then stamp all the kids' jotters with it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:13, Reply)

Greetings Badgerkins
* gives massive hug *

Hopefully, if we're suffering from the same thing, we won't catch anything off eachother.

You should have joined us yesterday in my plague thread. It would have survived with your presence.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)

I would of
but I was probably asleep. I slept till about 4 today as well. Just really sneezy now, was supposed to have my stupid Sainsburys induction but I couldn't make it and I think the woman was really annoyed. I would have just thrown up on everyone there though so I think it best I didn't go

and *hugs* for spakka
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:18, Reply)

Would HAVE
not of! Bloody hell, you must be ill... :)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:19, Reply)

*pops in to say hi*
Hi!
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:20, Reply)

k2k6
I am so ill I don't care about grammar. It's a bleak day indeed.

Hey Toria! How's you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:23, Reply)

Hello t0ria
You're not a regular in these parts. Draw up a chair and give us your craic.

Edit@TGB - The Grammar Badger not caring about grammar? Quick, call the hospital!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Peachy thanks
if a tad cold. I am sitting under a granny blanket with my laptop and a cat on each of my shins to keep me warm :)
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:24, Reply)

I say K2k6
what a thing to say to a stranger!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:25, Reply)

I said craic, Mrs Bin
Craic. Not crack. :)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:26, Reply)

aww I hope
you're not coming down with whatever was going round at the London bash Toria! I was up to about 5 layers yesterday and still cold.

k2 I think it's something to do with the fact my head is weirdly full of cotton wool and it has pushed all the grammar out! *sneezes out some apostrophes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:27, Reply)

Hi K2k6
I am a /linker by nature, but I do pop in here from time to time. I went to at a bash in Manchester which turned out to be a QOTW do, so I like to think of myself as an honourary QOTWer. It was fun. I drank cider.

Speaking of which is anyone else coming to this:

jelly.b3ta.com/calendar/event/17535
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:27, Reply)

It wasn't really very qotwish
I think you linkers outnumbered us!

Market looks good, bit far for me though :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:33, Reply)

There were only a couple of us there I think.
maybe we were just very loud!
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Greetings t0ria
@TGB: I've been spending insane amounts of time in bed too. At least I've got central heating here, but the times it's on is at the discretion of the landlady. BTW: I find Lemsip helps clear things up for a few hours.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:36, Reply)

Evening all
I've got photoshop fixed, bloody finally.
So, tonight I'm working on a huge back-log of design work for people.
*sighs*

I just popped in to say "hello".
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:36, Reply)

You are probably right Toria
I am probably just going crazy as I was outside smoking with /linkers most of the night.

And I am actually going crazy.

I really want a cuppa but I am all snuggly on the sofa.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)

And hello
to you Kaol. What was up with Photoshop?

My old* version won't run on my new Intel Macs. I'll need to spend some money sometime, but I don't use it professionally so I'm reluctant!


*v7.1. About 5 generations old!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)

@ TGB
I have a bottle of wine and a tin of quality street next to me. You need to prepare better. I'm not going anywhere!
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)

@t0ria
I'm impressed!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:44, Reply)

Greetings Kaol
How's everyone's favourite Rock 'n Roll slate-driving bombshell tonight?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:47, Reply)

*bows at torias planning skills*
Normally my housemate would be here and I could look sad and get him to go make me tea but he has abandoned me *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:47, Reply)

I'm lurking
instead of writing my essay :(
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:49, Reply)

bad Clendrix!
go do your essay! And make me some tea :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:49, Reply)

ithangyew.
It has taken many years of practise in sitting on a sofa under a blanket to get this good at it.

I'm off now, toodles all :)

PS I like it here. Its nice. Like a friendly, polite, grammatically correct version of /talk, but with fewer dickheads.
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:51, Reply)

*makes tea*
*makes more tea*
*avoids essay some more*
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:51, Reply)

As for me
I've got my bum planted on a swivel-chair. Am in easy reach of my supply of Lemsip, my kettle, my computer-desk and my bed. Unfortunately, this is also a sign of how small my flat is.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Bye t0ria, greetings c-drix
Kill two birds with one stone and write an essay about tea.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:52, Reply)

bye Toria
come back soon :)

hehe procrastinating much there Clendrix? :p

Spakka sounds perfect, I have to get up and get cold if I want to get tea or go to bed :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:53, Reply)

Spakko
That's all very well, but as an essay about tea will be awarded a 'FAIL', there's not much point. No essay would be easier and as ineffective.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:54, Reply)

Right...
Mr, K... My version of CS2 was "free"...
*coughs*

And it did some auto-updatey thing, which stopped me being able to use it. Think it recognised a duplicate serial number or something.

But, yeah, I had to get a new version.

Nothing wrong with old photoshop, a lot of the stuff on the newer ones is just superfluous twiddly bits really.
Like nipples on a Silverback.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Oh Kaol, it's you.
I didn't recognise you.

Spak, is your toilet in the same room as your bed? Just how small is this flat?
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)

@Kaol
Yes, I have had 'free' versions too.

And 7.1 was perfectly adequate for my needs, but it refuses to run on my new machines. The trouble with the CS versions is that they 'phone home' as you say. I may have a new version lined up though.

*coughs*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)

I'm off to watch Survivours
laters.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:01, Reply)

Just popping in to say hello
Glad to hear the diseased people are starting to feel better.

I'm grumpy as sin today - I had to do a whole day of work without an mp3 player to listen to. It was horrible.

On the bright side I'm going to the pub tomorrow and have a legitimate reason for not going on the date I didn't want to go on. I've also been given a lindt advent calender by my Mum. It's terribly yummy!
( Captain V, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:01, Reply)

I am enjoying
some sofa, laptop survivors action :p

ack my phone went off but it's in the other room *fashions long stick*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)

*grins*
A good evening to you, Ms. Clendrix :D


Mr. K, I know, "phoning home" is an awful, awful thing.
I wish my version of Dreamweaver wasn't fucked up the same way, can't seem to get hold of another copy.

I've got the wrong kinda of friends around here, I could get drugs and weapons easily, but not "free" software.
Although I've got one more guy to ask, who I got a bunch of stuff off before.
Woo!

EDIT: Hi V!

*stops texting TGB for cheap laughs*
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)

Thanks Kaol
if it's just you then I can't be bothered to go get it :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:04, Reply)

Hello
I wanted to come by and say hello.
*waves*
Hello.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:04, Reply)

*waves*
Hello Mrs Broad.

Nice to see you here.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Kaol
Why don't you use gimp? I've heard lot of good things about it but as I'm not a manipulator of images I don't really know how good or bad it is.

:edit: Hello to Mrs Broad. I'm going to climb into bed with my laptop and have a wank watch black books.
( Captain V, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Evening Mrs B
What happened to the old Mrs Broadsword then?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:09, Reply)

Well...
Because I know how to use PS, so don't need to learn how to do it all over again :p

Plus I've got a rather epic collection of PS brushes that I've made/got my hands on.
I doubt they'd be compatible.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:10, Reply)

.
@TGB
Plus I've got a wooden floor which makes movement easier than a carpeted floor. However, I've got to be careful not to wiggle my bum too much in case it makes my chair move too much.

@Kaol
If you want to prevent Photoshop doing an auto-update thingy, try installing a firewall that prevents individual apps from accessing the Internet.

@c-drix
What does your essay have to be about?
BTW: my toilet/bath/shower is in a different room, but it opens up right in my kitchen. Fortunately, there's an extractor-fan in the bathroom.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:11, Reply)

I've got one of them Spak,
But I absent-mindedly clicked "ok"...
Only got myself to blame.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:12, Reply)

@ K2k6
I killed her.
With hammers.
PLURAL.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:15, Reply)

@Mrs B
You'll fit in well here.

Allow me to introduce you to Kaol...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:16, Reply)

Spakko
Person-centred counselling.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!
And crap. IMO.

Kaol is becoming absent-minded.
And grey.
*sniggers*
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:17, Reply)

'ning
I'm disappointed tonight. Not only was the meeting I was in today hard work; and not only have I trodden in dog shit (not good in Caterpillar boots because of the tread) necessitating a toilet roll and cotton bud cleaning exercise; but I had my heart set on a Chinese takeaway tonight... Only to find that no-one is answering the phone :-(

Which now means that Tourette's is in t'kitchen rustling up a quick pasta dish instead.

/wanted Chinese.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:18, Reply)

Greetings Capn V and Mrs Broadsword
@clendrix
Then procrastinate with us and play with Mrs. Broadsword's hammers.

EDIT: Greetings DG
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)

awww
is there only one Chinese near you then DG?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)

Shut up!
I might be going grey, but I could still choke a man to death by feeding him his own freshly-removed skin.

*shakes fist*
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)

Badger
not within walking distance, no :-(

and I've had wine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Oh dear.
Are you alright there, Mr Kaol?
*fetches your pipe and slippers*
*makes a calming cup of tea*



*dices with death*
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Oh fuck off!
I've got a whole lot of years to go before I'm anywhere near K2k6, or... Other people, say :p
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Oh!
Oh dear.

*fucks off*
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:26, Reply)

Oi!
Do I have any grey hairs? Eh?

I'll admit I don't have all the hair I started with, but it's all still the same colour.

My memory's shite though. I'll grant you that.

*writes memory-jogging notes*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:29, Reply)

I blame
Drugs for my hair-colour loss.
The ones that they put in the water.

Those bastards.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:30, Reply)

Aw that sucks DG
also I want chinese now! nomnomnom

I think I will have to make do with cornflakes.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:31, Reply)

this is all a bit confusing
or perhaps it's just my feeble /talk mind.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:34, Reply)

Just go with the flow
It can get a bit surreal in here, but at least al and bert aren't engaging in their pseudo homo-erotic activities.

Yet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:38, Reply)

It's fine once you get used to it.
Although why the visit from /talk?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:38, Reply)

@DG
I suspect it's just a matter of time...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:38, Reply)

Kaol
Because /talk secretly love teh cake and teh kittums of course.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:40, Reply)

I need Burt to turn up...
I have to say sorry to him.

I didn't realise that he was at the bash on Friday.
Although there are a few others that that's true of too :(

EDIT: I don't like kittens. Cake's ok, sometimes. Maybe I should go to /talk :(
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)

Just want to see what's going on.
*looks around*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)

Ah bliss
Black books, b3ta and bed. All I need now is a bonnie lass cuddled up to me and I'd be in heaven.

"I'm eating scrabbled egg with a comb from a shoe!"
( Captain V, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Well Mrs. Sword,
You're more than welcome to do so!
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, Reply)

What's going on?
Everything and nothing, same as usual. But it's nice, and sometimes you get IT advice, recipe advice, and legal advice, all for the price of an internet connection.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, Reply)

I was
feeling Bert up. I approved of Hitlercock.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, Reply)

TGB,
I think I was the only one to escape your delightful charms...
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, Reply)

@ Davros' Granddad
I don't need advice on any of that, can you give me christmas card advice?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, Reply)

there was quite a long queue
did you forget to take your ticket Kaol?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, Reply)

THE POLICE CAN SUCK MY NUTS
I have lost all respect for them due to a conversation which took less than 15 minutes.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, Reply)

Ticket?
I forgot a whole load of stuff that night.

"How to behave in public", "how to drink sensibly" and "how to hit on the barmaid without looking like a creepy weirdo" were all forgotten :(
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:46, Reply)

ethel.
how nice of you to join us. care to elaborate?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:47, Reply)

Mrs Broadswoard...
buy them now, write them next week, post 'em early.

/Remembers to take own advice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:48, Reply)

*man hugs kaol*
from behind

We've all done it. Some of us many times.
( Captain V, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:49, Reply)

Hey everyone
Puppy school was cancelled as none of the fuckers turned up. So we went to the pub instead...:) Crusty bread dipped in balsamic vinegar and olive oil makes for tasty snackage when they don't serve chips.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:50, Reply)

*nods*
Very true V.
I seem to have a knack of doing it nearly every b3ta-bash I've been to though :p

Roll on the 20th...
I'll be celebrating my birthday then, too :|
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:50, Reply)

Hey Becky
Mm I love the whole bread balsamic vinegar thing!

Aww you haz puppy?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:52, Reply)

Will you, Kaol?
You?
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:52, Reply)

Yes I will,
Along with a certain special young lady :D

And, well, if you can't get wasted on your birthday, when can you?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:54, Reply)

We're gonna get fucking trashed.

/immature
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:54, Reply)

KGB - Somethings happened to my dad
and they refused to tell me anything for well over an hour due to the Data Protection Act.

Then an officer that I'd not seen or spoken to before came out and told me what was happening., by talking down to me.

With such quips as

"Your daddy is in one of the rooms in the back"

and

"I've told you once, haven't I, and I'll tell you again, your daddy..."

I was being 100% civil with a look of sheer worry on my face, yet treated me like shit.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:55, Reply)

Hey Badger
I love Borough market for that reason, it's all free and there's cheese samples as well :)

We were due to start the new season of puppy school tonight with about 7 puppies, only none of them turned up. So we'll call them all tomorrow and ask why the hell not.

Kaol and Clenders, rather looking forward to this one :)

Edit: Ethel, I'm not sure I'd have managed civility for long if he was speaking to me like that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Becky
I think that Kaol should remain sober and restrained to make up for last time ;)

Ethel. Shit. That's rubbish.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:58, Reply)

I'm gonna wear a suit.
That way, no matter how drunk I get, I'll maintain a shred of dignity.

EDIT: 'Red, hope everything's ok, sounds shite :(
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:59, Reply)

ethel
I hope nothing too serious?

mmm I love wandering around markets sampling all the free stuff!v
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:59, Reply)

I had to go out and get some air
when the officer followed me and said

"don't even know why you're here, [at 20:30] we close at 23:00"

Oh yeah, I must be a total tard for showing concern for my family members.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:00, Reply)

A shred
is about the best we can hope for ;)
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:00, Reply)

@Ethel
That's crap. I think I'd have been speaking in a less than civil manner after that point.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:00, Reply)

Hmmm...
Honestly, I think you should make a complaint.

Not an angry, shouty one, but a calm one.
You get the officer's name?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:01, Reply)

K2k6
I was close to it, but I'm blessed with a fuse the length of Britain.

I can honestly see why chavs beat the crap out of them. It pains me to say that.


@Kaol

Sadly not, it got to the stage where I had to walk out before I got charged with shoving a pen through someones head.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:02, Reply)

Ah, that's a shame...
Well, good work on keeping your cool, much respect for that.

If that was me I'd be in prison by now, with "Cop Killa" tattooed on my chest...
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:05, Reply)

I'd still go back and make a complaint
as following you out is verging on harassment.

Clenders I agree ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:07, Reply)

Best of luck with it, Ethel
And now I must leave you all, as my bed beckons.

I'll be back in the morning, bright and early.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Dammit!
You're both evil!

I can be very dignified when I have to be.

Just not when there's alcohol on offer.

EDIT: G'night K!
EDIT 2.0: I just managed to click "I like this" on my reply... What's gonna happen?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:09, Reply)

Well if Clendrix and I drink it all
and you stay sober then you can prove it! Kidding, I love you either way Mr K /ends fluffeh
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Thank you Ms. Explosion :p
You're only saying that because I didn't try to kiss you!

Other b3ta-folk weren't so lucky...

EDIT: If you and Clendrix manage to drink the same as I'd manage, I'm gonna need to be sober enough to drive the bloody ambulance.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:11, Reply)

I accidentally
click I like this on my OT posts all the time. I'm glad I'm not the only person cackhanded enough to do it :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:11, Reply)

I wanna be drunk in a gutter with Becky
while Kaol gets us a cab.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Hey!
I've never been "in-the-gutter"-drunk.
*shakes fist*


Unless you count the time I was sitting there drinking with that tramp :(

EDIT: TGB, look like you're not...
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:14, Reply)

I have!
*laughs*
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Ooh I haven't been drunk in a gutter for ages
sure, why not? I doubt I could drink as much as you though Kaol...not without very frequent toilet trips...then again, I would already be in the gutter however ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:18, Reply)

Well that,
My dear, is because you're a creature of pure class.

EDIT: Toilet trips... Nah, just drink straight vodka :p
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:18, Reply)

*glees*
*looks forward to 20th even more*
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:20, Reply)

hahaha
Awesome ska version of walking in the air on the buzzcocks.

*is in own little world* I find things are nicer there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:21, Reply)

ROFL's at idea of being a creature of class
considering some of the scummy things I've done in my time...some so far already this week!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:31, Reply)

Aww Becks
You are of a class of your own
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:33, Reply)

It's ok,
I know you're classy when it matters.

Er... Whatever that means :|

I haven't managed to pull off "classy" this week yet.
Two days driving a white van. One day in a bug-infested hotel.

There's always tomorrow...
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Even my mate pulled me up on not being ladylike this evening
To be fair, I had just called the guy behind me a motherfuckingcuntrag and spilled beer all over myself - just to cover the eau de cat piss smell you understand. I wasn't sure whether to be offended or not.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:36, Reply)

That's fantastic behaviour
That you should be proud of!


*resists "now you're old" comment*
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:37, Reply)

But a bit disgraceful for a Tuesday night really.
Now if it was a Thursday however ,)

Fucksox, I've just washed what looks like a small mountain of tissues with my clothes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:42, Reply)

Tissues?
Fuckin' nightmare :(
I hate it when that happens, takes ages to fix.
Best way seems to be masking tape.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:45, Reply)

I've got some somewhere
so I'll wait a couple of days for it all to dry and see how it goes. Can't be arsed to wash it all again.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:51, Reply)

*sulks around sneezing*
Why isn't my housemate back to make me tea *sulks more*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Because he's rubbish and should be kept on a
lead at all times. I don't advocate choke chains though. They're mean.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:58, Reply)

*hands badger tea*
I'm off to bed. Night folks.
( Captain V, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:00, Reply)

night V
*hugs* thanks *enjoys tea*

That is a good idea Becky!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:04, Reply)

I'm off to bed too
early start tomorrow. Night all x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:07, Reply)

G'night V, Becky.
Anyone else left?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:08, Reply)

I am
sulking about still
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:10, Reply)

Sulking eh?
*offers cider*
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:12, Reply)

I'm too ill
to drink but thanks.

Too ill to drink or smoke. Which is rubbish. I fancy a good chain smoke right about now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:13, Reply)

Too ill to drink or smoke?
Fuckin' hell, how're you typing?

I found that menthols are good for flu :p
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:14, Reply)

haha
I am seriously debating how ill I reckon a smoke would make me. It's been two days, and I haven't eaten much so I am guessing pretty ill...

I should really use this as a leg up to quitting but my brain is just screaming "SUCK IT UP AND FUCKING SMOKE YOU CUNT"

My brain is so lovely
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Hahaha!
I dunno why, I can just imagine you screaming that.
At yourself.
*shrugs*

Well, I shall be going for my midnight Lucky soon :)
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:19, Reply)

I do yell it
at myself quite a lot :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:21, Reply)

Awh :(
*hugs*

Nothing wrong with that, as long as you don't yell back.
Arguing with yourself is a slippery slope.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:23, Reply)

hehe
not yelling back, the other half of me is just sulking
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:24, Reply)

That's ok then!
Do you remember the tramp that I brought into the pub on Friday?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:25, Reply)

I remember no tramp
*may or may not have gotten up to check his messages on match.com*

*may or may not Is definitely sad*

:edit: And kaol, as attractive as I find you I'm glad you're not hitting on me. You're far too tall for me.
( Captain V, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:27, Reply)

no....
did you buy him a drink?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:29, Reply)

Oh...
There was one!
He was old, and had a huge beard.
And I put him in the pub.

I don't remember what happened to him.

EDIT: I don't remember, but I don't think I got him a drink.
And V, I know, it would never work between us :(
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:29, Reply)

I think
I was too busy feeling people up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:33, Reply)

Obviously...
Although not my tramp-friend :p
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:34, Reply)

And on that note
I'm going back to bed.

Hope you feel well enough to give in to the screaming soon badger. Hope you, erm, retain your dignity kaol.
( Captain V, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:35, Reply)

haha
even I have standards :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:35, Reply)

My dignity?
Nothing can take that from me.
Night!

I've got nowhere near enough design work done tonight, Kaol Black may have to be delayed or have a short "bridge the gap" comic tomorrow.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:38, Reply)

I may go risk a smoke
I really really need one. I don't think I've eaten anything recently enough to be sick from it :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:39, Reply)

I need one too...
But I'm bravely holding out 'til midnight.
Good luck though!
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:40, Reply)

I had half
felt any more would be pushing it :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:49, Reply)

And was it everything you ever wanted?
Or was it a waste of time?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:50, Reply)

Nope it was awesome
And stopped me sneezing for a bit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:51, Reply)

Fantastic!
I'm so glad I didn't catch the illness that you and Spak seem to have.

Hmmm... You AND Spak.
The plot thickens...
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:53, Reply)

Yeah
it was all the snogging we did.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:54, Reply)

There you go then.
*twitches*
Five minutes...
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:55, Reply)

Hmm
I may go watch some more house.

Means getting up and going to the dining room though. It's sooooo faaaaaaar
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:58, Reply)

Hang on...
*remembers*

About ten feet?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:59, Reply)

Is this overreaction:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post317796

?

Or do I make a good point? What's the point in being abusive all the time for the sake of it towards a particular group of people? Or do they actually hate us? How the fuck has that cunt Baldmonkey got the nerve? JMG is OK I guess, I just don't understand WHY? Is it meant to be funny? It isn't. To my mind it's just sad.
(lost, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:00, Reply)

To be honest, lost
It's not gonna achieve anything.
The counter-arguement is always "why don't you put them on ignore?"...
( Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:04, Reply)

And I've been reading b3ta longer than 99% of people on the boards..
..the argument that "it's not like it used to be" doesn't wash..
(lost, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:05, Reply)

*shrugs*
Dunno then mate.
What I do know is that I've finished my design work for the night, so it's time for a smoke, then bed.

Night :)
( Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:08, Reply)

Yeah, this is pointless..
..It's just disconcerting how many people seem to have taken Nathan Barley seriously. Oh, but that's probably in my own mind, as the likes of JMG will intimate, and then go on to try and wind me up for the sake of it, because this whole internet thing's about embraciing the pointlessness or whatever. Seriously, this has brought me right down. These people seem to hate themselves more than I do. Maybe I'll sell my laptop - that's the really post-modern shocking thing, right? Then I'll get outside in the outdoors and lamp JMG in the fucking eyes.
(lost, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:09, Reply)

Do you need a hug Lost?
Sorry I had to make the epic trip to the dining room :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:12, Reply)

Ah, cyberhugs never did it for me..
..that's one problem - I don't believe in any of this.. or something. Every message board I join bums me out eventually.. I leave a trail of people wondering where the hell I went.

But thanks for the offer..

I need a joint to go to bed with but only have red wine.. hope I don't regret posting all this in the morning..
(lost, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:23, Reply)