Who wants to claim they aren't angry?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:26, 24 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

IMPOSTER
I am not angry, that would be futile. I am more important and better than you will ever be.
(Alopeciasimian Has a JMG up his arse, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:27, Reply)

Only if you claim delusions of adequacy

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:28, Reply)

He is right
and that's the bottom line, because JMG said so.
(Jam Mister Geordie wants to build bridges, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:29, Reply)

This isn't going to calm people down.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:31, Reply)

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(Jam Master etc, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:36, Reply)

Not me, I'm FURIOUS
ly masturbating over my own self worth.


Edit: Maybe I should join /talk..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:29, Reply)

I'm not fucking angry
your worthless cunt!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:31, Reply)

@JMG
I can't do the reply thing at work, so I'll have to respond down here.

I don't want people to be calm, they should be excited, they should be elated, there should parties and carnivals in the streets when myself and my side-kick, Alopeciasimian are around.

Kneel now, JMG, for I am your better.
(Jam Mister Geordie wants to build bridges, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:37, Reply)

I'm much worse off.
I'm SensibleBert.
(Jam Master etc, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:45, Reply)

I'd be angry too. If the mods had deleted my posts and everyone thought I was an unfunny twat

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:43, Reply)

1/2 Gloria

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:44, Reply)

To be fair Gloria
it was amusing for a minute, it was a bit different, I liked it, but it got old faster than a fish in a sock on a radiator in June.

I'm here to improve matters now though, with my superior intellect and social skills.
(Jam Mister Geordie wants to build bridges, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:45, Reply)

Point made

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:46, Reply)

I think you're all a bit harsh on young Baldmonkey.
I haven't seen what he did or anything, but I think you're all at it to just seem to be in with the popular crowd.

The popular crowd.
On the internet.
On QOTW.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:48, Reply)

JMG IS POSTING! LOOK! IMMEDIATELY! GIVE HIM YOUR ATTENTION NOW!
Or are you too fuller figured?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:49, Reply)

JMG
Are you a sand dancer?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:50, Reply)

No.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:52, Reply)

It's only a matter of time before this degenerates into sexual harassment and "comedy" racism.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:38, Reply)

In before the regulars:
ZOMG YOU'RE BORING LOOK AT ME BEING BORED BY YOU IN FULL CAPS ZZZZ YAWN SNORE.

Or some other hilarity of this kind.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:40, Reply)

Now you're here
Can we expect a higher standard of insult?

I hope so.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:41, Reply)

I'll say one thing about RECENT ONLINE EVENTS
I've been reading QoTW a lot more than usual.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Nice one! :-)
Got a story for this week's comp?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:13, Reply)

Wormulus
So do I.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:35, Reply)

I'm fucking livid.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:56, Reply)