Today is big chocolate S day at work
where the company gives us a big chocolate S each

I bet that beats what your company has given you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:24, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That does beat my job.
*wants chocolate*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:25, Reply)

Well,

I have been given fuck all, so yes it does.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:26, Reply)

They give me wine and pringles
Every Thursday.


And frequent meals out.

Hurrah!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:28, Reply)

employment
and a decent wage.

They give me fuck all else
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)

I get a shit wage
crappy hours, and a fucking £5 M&S voucher.

The cunts may has well have just pissed in my shoes.
(Alopeciasimian Has a JMG up his arse, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:33, Reply)

looks like Enzyme is winning so far
regular wine and pringles easily beats a large chocolate S once a year
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:35, Reply)

Can we see your chocolate S?
Or has it already been consumed?
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:37, Reply)

Vipros
Do you work for Superman's chocolate factory...?


*wiggles eyebrows naughtily*
(Alopeciasimian Has a JMG up his arse, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:38, Reply)

I've eaten some of it
there are others lying around

I'm trying to think of a way I can get a photo from my phone to my bluetoothless computer....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:43, Reply)

I get a shite wage
But I can take days off whenever I want.
I just don't get paid for them.

Oh, and they've leant me a PA system for as long as I want.
And a van this weekend :D
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:44, Reply)

@ Enzyme
Do you work at the University of Manchester?

I do too, and there's been no pringles or wine going around my department.

*jealous*
(gin'll fix it, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:55, Reply)

Today at work
I got given three sketch pads, an credit card wallet, a pair of cufflinks, and a blue teddy bear!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:01, Reply)

@gin
Indeed I do. Every Thursday we have a staff seminar thingy.

The rule is that someone gives a paper. Then we work round the table asking questions and making comments. After the first lap, we crack open the booze and snacks and start a second lap. And we keep going, getting progressively more disorderly.

It's ace.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:11, Reply)

My group has given me
free reign to order a polypin of proper beer for the christmas party. (Their only concern was "do you think it will all be drunk by the end of the evening?" How little they know...)

Just leaves the dilemma of what to order...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:14, Reply)

That's brilliant...
I can just imagine all the Estates staff stumbling out of our building to survey a building after a few lunchtime wines, I'm gonna suggest it at my next review.
(gin'll fix it, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:18, Reply)

@gin
I was assuming that that was pretty much how the contractors for University Place were selected.

Six months, and they're still digging up and relaying outside Williamson. Tsk. I could have done it more quickly.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Tickets to gigs and tours
Fully paid for staff parties.

Brain tumours :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:22, Reply)

I know...
But it gave me extra work to do!

You might have seen the 'alternative route' maps whilst the building work was going on, I did those.
(gin'll fix it, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:29, Reply)

My job gave me a house, a car and trips abroad.
*wins*
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:40, Reply)