Just incase anyone is about today.

( wanderlust, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:50, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning!
I was wondering if you'd do this today :)

Hope you're well - I'm flitting between here and a blog post.

*bounce*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:53, Reply)

Morning.
I'm ok, but slightly disturbed by this weird tranny looking doll

How does this morning find you then?
( wanderlust, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:58, Reply)

Morning!
I am currently searching for legal options, I have a client who is trying to skip out of payment for a website. Everything was done as she agreed, and now apparently asking for payment constitutes harassment, and she is threatening police. Well, if she wants to play it that way, can anyone say "CCJ"?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:11, Reply)

Ergh
Is it time for bed again yet?

I really needed a lie in, and got called out.

Because someone forgot their password.

Ergh.

Edit: Lusty,
If it is anatomically correct, does it have a cock under that dress?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:24, Reply)

@Ethel
I'm really not sure.
I don't think they're really meant to look like men. They just ended up that way.
( wanderlust, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:30, Reply)

@ Ethel
You were called out... for a password reset? Jesus, at least we can call people stupid for that.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:32, Reply)

Morning guys
Only popping in to say hello as I'm off to Alexandra Palace in a little bit to go ice skating =D
( Captain V, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:37, Reply)

*shivers*
Morning! They've turned the heating right down over Christmas in the office. It'll not return until Monday, when the place re-opens. I'm fecking freezing.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:43, Reply)

Employers taking the piss big time there, Enzyme
My boss asked me to use my own headphones to listen to a call on my PC yesterday.

I said, "No".

It's not a question of meanness - there's a principle involved here.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:47, Reply)

Have fun Captain V!
Make sure you don't fall over and hit that beautiful face of yours.

@Enzyme. I now have a mental image of you as some kind of modern day Bob Cratchit.
( wanderlust, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:50, Reply)

Don't worry Lusty
My soft, luscious facial hair will protect me. Failing that I'm quite a good skater so I shouldn't fall over anyway =p I might try and push my sister over though...

:edit: And I'm gone! *woosh*
( Captain V, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:54, Reply)

Morning everyone
I hope you all had a good christmas?

I have someone using my bank account to pay their bills, the bastard. Amount of money gone missing so far = 146 quid and I'm suspicious about another 45.

And a happy new year! :D
( Kroney, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:55, Reply)

@Lusty
Hmm true.


@PB
Yes indeed, thankfully I could do it remotely, a 2 hour round trip would not have made our friendship any friendlier.

@Kroney
That sucks, someone got a mobile from my credit card once.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:03, Reply)

@Enzyme
They've done the same in this building. No heating till Monday. Since it's cold at the best of times, it's insane right now. We're thinking of quoting HSE regulations at them (building must be minimum of 16 degrees) and then fecking off home.

@Everyone else: morning! Good Christmasses?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:07, Reply)

Well that's something at least
Although I don't get why we should be supporting people at a time of year when laziness isn't so much tolerated as encouraged.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:09, Reply)

Morning All
How were all you christmasses?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:10, Reply)

The cold is my own fault.
Technically, I'm off until Monday - the whole University's closed until then. But I'm so far behind that I'm having to make up the time - I've spent far too much time on, er, b3ta. Damn.

And my house is even colder.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:10, Reply)

@ The Empress
My house is below 16º.
Does that mean I can force the health and safety people to give me heating?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:13, Reply)

Madame Bin
Nope. It only applies to places of work. If it's your home, or you're self-employed, I believe the HSE people will laugh at you and tell you to put another jumper on, I'm afraid.

I watched the BBC "The Box of Delights" on DVD over Christmas. Sheer, pure genius. Love it.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:17, Reply)

Box of Delights
Is that the 1980s children's drama thingy? I seem to remember it having a kickass theme tune.

But I was young, so might just have been stupid. Stupider.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:19, Reply)

Yup, made in 1984
I don't remember seeing it the first time round (was only 2 years old, see), but Mr Empress got given the DVD for his birthday, we watched it together.

Theme tune is The First Nowell, with dingly dum-da-da-da-dum-dum-dum bits mixed in. Erm, that doesn't translate very well from hearing it in my head to writing it down. Oh well.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:22, Reply)

Good morning one and all
A merry between-Christmas-and-new-year to you. I never know what to do with this time of year.

I would second what The Empress said, and tell you just to put on another jumper Mrs Bin.

Also, I get to go travelling today =)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:23, Reply)

Theme
I remembered correctly, then. I've got it running around my head now. It's the most Christmassy I've been all month.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:24, Reply)

Morning all
I'm heading into work soon, but thought I'd stop off and say hi.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:25, Reply)

Morning Miss Becky
Are you well this fine morning?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:26, Reply)

Yay!
I made Enzyme Christmassy. Only 5 days late!

I've also got the theme tune in my head. It's a hell of a lot better than the "Talk Radio" Vanessa Felch show that's in the office. I'm going to retreat into my head and listen to my own singing instead of that annoying bint.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:28, Reply)

Morning PoD
I have a cold, but nothing much to write home about, so mostly fine thanks. How are you doing?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:28, Reply)

I'm grand
Apart from a sore throat. And I'm heading off to Ireland today for new year, which should be good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:30, Reply)

Empress
I didn't say I'd been made Christmassy. I just said it was the most Christmassy I'd been. That's still not very Christmassy at all.

/grinch
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:31, Reply)

Bah, humbug!
Oh well, I tried!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:32, Reply)

My home-made carbonara is fucking awesome.
I just wanted you all to know.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:38, Reply)

It's quite amazing
Where boredom takes you on the internet...

Especially to pages like this one.

Ok, it seems No31 killed the thread...

Murderer!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:52, Reply)

I just carried on Bob's great work, my friend.
OT is quiet today so I'm lurking in /talk. They crack me up, honestly. I think I might even be ready to post in like six, maybe seven months.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:32, Reply)

Noe3l
yup, I've been lurking in /talk too.

I wonder who Fat Bird is? A regular doing some trolling, or a genuine newbie?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:40, Reply)

I'm not sure
I'm still trying to get my head around it all. But it's amusing.

Less so when certain parties come over this way and run the threads off with crap. Such is life.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:08, Reply)

I'm too warm
but pretty good thanks miss. How're you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:32, Reply)

afternoon all
tis quite in here

even more so than yesterday too
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:15, Reply)

Today is a good day
My G/F has finally started chucking stuff away from her old house that she's been hoarding for no good reason. Quite cathartic for her as all of it was associated with her ex.
Lunch at her local village pub, then took her Jack Russell puppy for a 5 mile walk over the local fields, there's nothing funnier than watching a small dog bounding through grass taller than her!

Lamb dinner tonight.

Today is a good day my friends.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:26, Reply)

*runs in*
I've been busy working and shopping and am making yummy pasta for my friend(s) later :D

I am going to make loads so I can eat it tomorrow as well nom nom nom nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:58, Reply)

evening folks
spent a pleasant day getting filthy and using my big drill ;-)

hope everyone is grand
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:41, Reply)